You Just Don't Know What the Future Holds

Kevin's POV

I woke up to a pounding headache.

Everything around me was dark so I assumed it was still early morning.

I was wrong.

When I looked around a little, it turns out that I was underneath my bed.

I groaned and crawled out grumbling about how I couldn't remember how I got there.

I searched the guest room, the kitchen, and the bedrooms but saw no sign of Nick or Joe.

At first I thought they went home but then I found their keys and phones on the counter.

Where the hell could they be?!

Joe's POV

My eyes snapped open and all I saw was darkness.

I tried to stand up but there was something in my way and my head was killing me.

Soon enough, I realized I was in a closet and when I turned the doornobe, it was locked from the outside.

So I started to bang on the door and it was at least another five minutes until Kevin let me out.

"What the hell happened last night?" I asked, holding my head.

"I don't know but we've got to find Nick!" He stated.

"Yeah, we do." I agreed and we started searching the house.

Nick's POV

"What the-?!" I was so confused.

For one, I was lying in a bathtub.

For two, I had absolutely no idea of what happened last night.

I stood up and walked out, looking for Joe and Kevin.

"There he is!" Kevin pointed to me.

"Here I am..." I stated in a questionable tone.

"Nick, do you remember anything from last night?" Joe asked.

"Nope." I answered.

"What's that on your head?" Kevin questioned.

My hand flew to my head and pulled what ever it was off.

"Ew!" I threw it down when I realized what it was.

A thong. "What the fuck?! We had strippers?!" Kevin asked.

"Shit, shit, shit. Staci's going to kill me!" I said.

"And Erin's going to kill me." Joe stated.

"Um, that's mine..." Staci said, walking down the stairs.

"Woah, babe, you're a stripper?!" I asked.

"Ew, so my little sister stripped for us?!" Kevin asked, "What the fuck?!"

"No! I barely remember anything but I do know Nick and I had tons of fun in your bathtub." She said.

"Ew so you guys 'had fun' in my house?!" Kevin asked, disgusted.

"They also did in the jet shower and Staci's backseat just to warn you..." Joe stated.

"How do you know that?!" Kevin asked again.

"I made the mistake of showering there and sitting there." He said.

"Ew." Kevin stated.

"I know." Joe scrunched up his face.

"You guys are cleaning my bathroom then." Kevin pointed at us.

"Dudes, we really need to find out what happened!!" Joe said.

Leave it to him to be Captain Obvious at a time like this!

"All I know is Erin's mad at me and, ow, bathtubs are not the place to-" Staci started but I cut her off.

"Baby, hush! You're going to get us in more trouble." I advised.

"As long as you clean it up and don't ever fuck in my bathroom again, you're good." Kevin said.

"Maybe we could backtrack from what we do remember..." Joe stated.

He has such a one track mind.

"As in nothing?" I questioned.

"Right..." He sounded upset.

"I remember driving us to the bar." Kevin suggested.

"Yeah, Kev, that helps!" I said, full of sarcasm.

"What do you remember from your party, Staci?" Joe asked.

"I'd rather not say..." She looked at me.

"Come on, Staci, it can't be that bad!" Joe said.

"Just tell us what happened." Kevin stated.

"Yeah, babe, what happened?!" I asked.

"Ummmm, well we...I hired a stripper last minute..." She looked down.

"WHAT!" I yelled.

"Ew." Kevin said.

"No wonder she's mad at you!" Joe stated.

"What! I was drunk for the first time and I don't know what I was doing or thinking. It was sort of boring and we knew him..." She started.

"Ew, again." Kevin said.

"Who was this guy?" I asked.

"Dont get mad...It was Erin's..." She started.

"Erin's what?" Joe asked.

"Ex." She answered.

"Ew!!!!!!" Kevin stated.

"Wtf?!" I asked.

"Why?!" Joe inquired.

"I don't know! She hates me now, though! I'm sorry." Staci cried.

"Don't cry, it's OK." I comforted her.

"EWWWWW!" Kevin said, again.

"Kevin. Shut. Up." Joe punctuated the sentence so he was obviously pissed off.

"We hate him, but I think he still loves her. Ugh, I'm dumb and so sorry!" She mentioned.

"Please stop crying." We asked in unison.

"Stop yelling!" She started crying harder.

"We aren't yelling, let's just go get Dani and Erin." Joe suggested.

"And I've got to pick up Zoey at noon." Kevin stated.

"Kevin, I don't mean to burst your bubble, but it's 1:30." I advised.

"I like how I don't get comforted after I cry! NICKY!" Staci cried even more.

"Baby, please just go get dressed and then I'll comfort you." I ordered.

"Oh my God, ew, yeah, please go. You're my little sister so just get dressed." Kevin asked.

She started walking back to the bathroom.

"Holy shit, guys! What the hell happened?!" I shook my head.

Maybe going to the bar wasn't a good idea...

"Wait a second!" Kevin said,

"The girls had their party here and we left from your house, Nick, so we obviously drove here..."

"I vaugely remember Nick suggesting we come here to check on them and maybe while we were, we all passed out." Joe suggested.

"That explains why you ended up in the closet and why Kevin was under his bed." I said.

"We just have to find out what Dani and Erin did and we are good!" Kevin said.

"Wait a second, if Staci hired a stripper, shouldn't he be here somewhere?" I asked.

"Ew." Kevin said and we started looking while she got dressed.

Joe's POV

We didn't find the guy, so we picked up Zoey from Mom and Dad's, and drove to Nick's house.

Dani and Erin weren't there either so we drove back to Kevin's.

"This is NOT good!" I paced while we were in Kevin's living room.

"No, it's not..." Kevin shook his head.

"Daddy, where's my shopping cart?" Zoey asked.

"I think it's downstairs, Zoe, I'll be right back!" He answered and walked over to the basement door, "There you guys are!"

"Jeez, you guys must be friggin' deaf! We've been banging on the door all morning!" Erin sounded angry.

I rushed over to her, "Phew, you're safe!"

"Yeah, no thanks to Staci who locked us down here!" I explained.

"I did? Oops...Sorry!" Staci apologized.

"It's okay! But seriously guys, Dani and I were banging down there all night, I'm surprised you couldn't hear us!" Erin said and Nick started cracking up.

I rolled my eyes and everyone glared at him.

"What? She should choose her words better, it's not my fault!" He tried to defend himself.

"Wow, Nick...Its all sex with you isn't it?" Erin asked.

"No..." He looked at the ground.

"Then explain why you and Staci "took a bath" last night?" Kevin asked.

"Ew! You two, ewwwww, in my house? Ugh." Dani was furious.

So Staci smacked Nick's arm and he smacked her ass.

"Staci, control your horny husband!" Dani ordered.

"Nahhhh." She smirked.

"Guys, chill, Zoey's right here!" Kevin said.

"Oh, she'll know what sex is eventually! And excuse me, but its Mr. Horny to you!" He stated.

"Ugh." Dani stated and walked upstairs.

"Well guys this was fun and all but-" I was cut off.

"We still need to find out all of what happened!" Nick said.

"I'll tell you!" Erin stated, "We were just here, hanging out, drinking, and what not when Staci called Cameron and he came here acting like an ass so we kicked him out. And Juli had to leave. Then you guys showed up totally wasted! So we were all hanging out in the basement when Joe went up to go get something, Kevin went to go get water, you went up to go to the bathroom and then Staci went up and locked us in! I heard her say "Let's play hide 'n' seek, I'll count!" So you guys all hid and apparently you and Staci dirtied up Kevin's bathtub."

"Oh." He said.

"Yeah, can I go home now?" She asked.

"Sure." Kevin stated, chucking.

"Good, I think I should be allowed to do whatever since I was locked in a basement for almost twelve hours." She whined.

"Come on, let's go." I stated, wrapped my arm around her waist, and walked out.

Turns out last night was not as crazy as we all thought...

Erin's POV

I knew I should've stayed home!

It was mostly fun until Cameron showed up.

Everything just spiraled down from that.

I guess its a good thing I didn't tell the guys how they each spent about an hour barfing their brains up...

Or that Kevin and Dani did it in the basement closet...

Over all, it was one of those nights were I'm so glad I'm the only one who remembers it because everyone would be so embarrased for over half of what happened last night.

Like how drunk and what kind of drunk each person was:

Nick, of course, was a weird, horny drunk who was after Staci all night!

Kevin was also a horny drunk, but he was also a funny one.

Dani is just a bubbly drunk.

Staci is a very confused, horny, bubbly, slightly bitchy drunk.

And Joe, being a Jonas, is also a funny, horny drunk but he is also an angry one.

Last night I knew better than to get intoxicated, but when I do, I'm very bubbly, hyper, and random.

(It's like how I am normaly but slurred and more clumsy.)

I guess one good thing came out of this...I WILL NEVER HANG OUT WITH ALL THOSE DRUNK JONAS' AGAIN! Unless, of course, there's nothing else to do and I'm drunk, too.