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Love at First Fight

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

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Is it something major like a financial crisis? Or something minor as having trouble with tests?
Maybe it’s something personal as having an odiferous nether?
Perhaps it’s a boy who broke your heart, and in turn, you just want to kill him? The solution?

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That’s right, a whole 2%!

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