Status: NaNo material. :) Editing, editing, editing.
Love at First Fight
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
Do you have a problem? Yes, you, over there!
Is it something major like a financial crisis? Or something minor as having trouble with tests?
Maybe it’s something personal as having an odiferous nether?
Perhaps it’s a boy who broke your heart, and in turn, you just want to kill him? The solution?
Hire yourself an Agnes! She solves everything! Just call 1800-A-G-N-E-S!
That’s right, just call 1800-A-G-N-E-S and we’ll even discount you by 2%!
That’s right, a whole 2%!
Call now! Call Today!
Call Agnes Bernhardt!
Do you have a problem? Yes, you, over there!
Is it something major like a financial crisis? Or something minor as having trouble with tests?
Maybe it’s something personal as having an odiferous nether?
Perhaps it’s a boy who broke your heart, and in turn, you just want to kill him? The solution?
Hire yourself an Agnes! She solves everything! Just call 1800-A-G-N-E-S!
That’s right, just call 1800-A-G-N-E-S and we’ll even discount you by 2%!
That’s right, a whole 2%!
Call now! Call Today!
Call Agnes Bernhardt!