Me

Bad

I guess these small barely looked upon things, are somewhat wanted to be tried by me.
They are things that are suggested as 'cool', 'bad', or whatever your opinion on them is.
I know they are gross, and what the side effects are, I guess that means I'm a sick and
twisted bastard, wanting to try it to see what it would be like, or at least experience it once.

Nicknames like Razorblade or Cutter are probably not very good on a resume.
I am not a cutter. But so may people I know or have known, have been cutters, not all of them, and most of them are just acquaintances. I would be put into the Scardy cat list though. Seeing as I would never be able to hurt myself. So that's off the list.

Smoking. Done by over 75% of the worlds population, or maybe more than that. When I was just six years old, and if you know what the Slap-Chop is; it had just come out as the new big thing. My aunt bought one and left it on the counter. We ate tacos that night and she used it to cut all the veggies. This country's gone to waste, people becoming lazy with things like the Slap-Chop. Anyways, my dad came into the kitchen where I was sitting at the table coloring in my color book, took it off the counter and showed me what it does. Then he said the scariest thing in the world to a six year old nonetheless, "If I ever catch you smoking, I will take this Slap-Chop, take your hand and cut it up with the Slap-Chop." The funny thing is that I believed him, and still believe him to this day. So therefore I'm still in my six year old mind, and will never smoke. Imagine, that fricking Slap-Chop, it would be painful.

Alcohol. If i said it was "sad to say I have had alcohol and didn't like it one bit" I would be lying to you. And this book is not about lying. Its the whole truth, nothing but the truth. I am not a fan of beer though. Why people drink it is beyond me, they tell me it's an acquired taste, well if it is then f-that I'm never drinking it again. That's like saying, "Eat something you don't like, it's an acquired taste, you'll get used to it." Brandi is also disgusting, I admit I tried a dipped in finger amount of it while making whatever those Mexican sugar cookies are called that I can't remember the name too right this very second. Some dabs of alcohol that i have tried though are actually good. I will leave them off the list, in fear of being reported. Seeing as I have like six years til I'm 21. But like I also said before, the whole truth.
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~moemoe