Kind Of Real, Not So Fake
Part Eleven: The Ending Which Stopped It All (Coz That’s Usually What Endings Do).
So I guess this is goodbye, but before we say farewell I’ll give you an update on all the things that have happened to some of the people previously mentioned.
My Dad: well he realised that he has a passion for carpentry. So to get back at him I hid all his nails and his hammer. He didn’t think it was as funny as I did...
My Mum: Is having another kid! So at sixteen I am going to have a baby brother or sister!
Nay-Nay: she is now going out with that sexy bar-tender whose name is Jaye...we call him Jay-Jay.
Jason: he got a job at my art school as one of the judges for our art competitions...I wonder if that has anything to with the fact that I almost always win...
So there’s a quick update on all the people we’ve had so much fun with.
Wait! I think I’m forgetting someone...
OH YEAH!
Bianca: she found out she has herpes. Not so hot now, is she?
So see you guys, it’s the end of the line.
And remember:
Life likes to fuck with you, but that’s what makes life so piss funny.
My Dad: well he realised that he has a passion for carpentry. So to get back at him I hid all his nails and his hammer. He didn’t think it was as funny as I did...
My Mum: Is having another kid! So at sixteen I am going to have a baby brother or sister!
Nay-Nay: she is now going out with that sexy bar-tender whose name is Jaye...we call him Jay-Jay.
Jason: he got a job at my art school as one of the judges for our art competitions...I wonder if that has anything to with the fact that I almost always win...
So there’s a quick update on all the people we’ve had so much fun with.
Wait! I think I’m forgetting someone...
OH YEAH!
Bianca: she found out she has herpes. Not so hot now, is she?
So see you guys, it’s the end of the line.
And remember:
Life likes to fuck with you, but that’s what makes life so piss funny.
♠ ♠ ♠
THE END :]