Klaire Sawyer's Totally True Account of Highschool
"Pretending your life is a comedy rather than a drama will make life worth living"
Klaire Sawyer, sophomore, feminist, arachnophobe has two more years left until she's freed. Two more years of masturbation obsessed friends, freshman douches, Barbie principals. Two more years of idiot classmates, hot water-polo guys and total, a-class sluts. Two more years of dweeb stalkers, hour long math tests and 90 year old teachers. Two more years of hell. Two more years of high school.
Klaire Sawyer, sophomore, feminist, arachnophobe has two more years left until she's freed. Two more years of masturbation obsessed friends, freshman douches, Barbie principals. Two more years of idiot classmates, hot water-polo guys and total, a-class sluts. Two more years of dweeb stalkers, hour long math tests and 90 year old teachers. Two more years of hell. Two more years of high school.