E is for Everlasting Addiction

“Ever going to move from that computer?”

“Farmville is really addictive.”

“Good for you, but you’ve been on that thing for hours.”

“Haven’t you ever been sat watching TV for the past two hours?”

“I’ve not the one who hasn’t been out all day.”

“Join me on Farmville, it’s quite fun.”

“Kidding, right? Come on, it’s crap.”

“Like you never play any bad games.”

“Might I suggest a walk? Sunset’s in an hour, it’d be great to watch it together.”

“No thanks, I haven’t even had dinner yet.”

“Onions is all we have, so if you want something, you’re going to have to sort it out yourself ‘cos I ate earlier.”

“Pah! Me, cooking? Remember what happened last time?”

“Quit making excuses.”

“Right, because you’re so wonderful at cooking, aren’t you?”

“Sure I am. Remember the roast I made at Christmas?”

“The one that burnt?”

“Under that crappy oven we have, everything burns. Come one, you have to it admit, it was still nice.”

“Very well. I admit that last year’s roast was very nice.”

“Well done on manning up and admitting that.”

“Xena the Warrior Princess is on later, you want to watch it?”

“You still have no desire to go out?”

“Zero desire at all.”

“Aren’t you bored?”

“Bored? Not at all.”

“Certain?”

“Definitely.”

“Evan’s meeting me at the beach, so I guess I’ll see you later than. Bye!”