WonderLad Has Detention

Everyone thinks he's so strong, so smart, so fast, so... wonderful. Well, I couldn't disagree more and even with a gun pointing to my head I would rather get saved by a fat man in a chicken costume - fact.

Just a little one-shot I wrote for the bi-monthly challenge on http://projectfiction.org/

Update:


Hey what do you know, I won. How nice is that?