Not Even a Chapter

When Jack met Jill his life was not one she approved of. This was not a big deal because Jill didn’t approve of a lot of things and she made sure those things were changed to suit her fancy fairly quickly. You see, Jack was from up North where there were no stars and everybody was very small; Jill lived down South where there were lots of stars and everybody had lots of skin to cushion their ears. Jack was a Good Kid and Jill was a Bad Kid.

They got along famously.