Shawn Equals Idiot

I have a "friend" named Shawn. He's always saying and doing dumb stuff. Everything he does attracts trouble and bullies. Shawn's a flirt-a-holic who'll talk to anything that moves. These are all short stories about Shawn and how he harasses me daily.
  1. Meet Shawn
    This is just a little description of Shawn.
  2. Girls with Boyfriends
    @school cafeteria
  3. Boarding School Roommates
    Shawn is my roommate. He likes to do wierd stuff while I'm asleep.
  4. Chocolate Bunnies
    @morning break
  5. Gay Thoughts of Justin Bieber
    @4min. passing period