Shawn Equals Idiot

Shawn: Happy Birthday Mr.Little Boy!!!
Me: Leave me alone. I'm trying to study.
Shawn: Awww your still a cutie even when your being rude. -pinches my cheek- Anyways, I got you a little treat for your birthday.
Me: Please refrain from touching me. And whatever it is I'm positive that I don't want it.
Shawn: -pulls out a box of chocolate- But I got you chocolate bunnies. See? I combined your favorite things together. Chocolate and -whispers- bunnies.
Me: -eyes get bigger- For me? Really?...Thank you.
Shawn: -hides chocolate- You'll have to do something for me first.
Me: -almost cries- What do you want me to do?
Shawn: -puts chocolate on my desk- I need your cute self to go over there and ask out that girl for me.
Me: Why can't you do it yourself?
Shawn: -shrugs- Because she's currently dating the captain of the football team and I'd like my face to keep looking like this.
Me: -grabs chocolate and walks away-
Shawn: Hey! Where are you going?
Me: I need to study.
Shawn: Wait! Navin you have to help Mommy first! -chases after me- Are you eating the chocolate bunnies already? Don't get any on your uniform! Hold on, Mommy'll come and clean you!!!