Status: In school writing this it's my first mibba story so may not be great :/
The Diary of Edgar Frog
25th of June 2012
Dear Diary,
So, today I watched my history unfold. Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. WHAT THE HELL is THAT?! Was this real? HOLY COW! I sat there with a gormless look splattered on my face as Abraham Lincoln beat the crap out of numerous Vampires! Oh gosh, he makes me and Alan AND Buffy look bad! I mean come on! He was beating the crap out of Vampires, with Vampires! It was crazy! SERIOUSLY! It's scared the bergeebers outta me!
Okay it's been a few hours since my last rant of writing and I'm still trying to think about what the hell happened on the big screen! Honestly you need to see it to know why I'm so annoyed, freaked out, uprooted, THAT took me completely out of my comfort zone, they depicted Vampires pretty epicly though! They weren't sparkly, shiny, romantic, lovey-dovey, kissy-wissy, faffy-waffy, fluffy and cutesy. They were ugly blood munchers! Their jaws and teeth! Sweet Jesus, I may have nightmares!
GO WATCH IT! Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter!
Edgar FROOOOOOOOOOOOH MY SWEET MOTHER OF STAKES I-
So, today I watched my history unfold. Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. WHAT THE HELL is THAT?! Was this real? HOLY COW! I sat there with a gormless look splattered on my face as Abraham Lincoln beat the crap out of numerous Vampires! Oh gosh, he makes me and Alan AND Buffy look bad! I mean come on! He was beating the crap out of Vampires, with Vampires! It was crazy! SERIOUSLY! It's scared the bergeebers outta me!
Okay it's been a few hours since my last rant of writing and I'm still trying to think about what the hell happened on the big screen! Honestly you need to see it to know why I'm so annoyed, freaked out, uprooted, THAT took me completely out of my comfort zone, they depicted Vampires pretty epicly though! They weren't sparkly, shiny, romantic, lovey-dovey, kissy-wissy, faffy-waffy, fluffy and cutesy. They were ugly blood munchers! Their jaws and teeth! Sweet Jesus, I may have nightmares!
GO WATCH IT! Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter!
Edgar FROOOOOOOOOOOOH MY SWEET MOTHER OF STAKES I-