100 Embarassing Stories

A few years ago, my mom got a brand new treadmill. her boyfriend was putting it together and me being the idiot i was was messing around. I made it move under my own power and got it going so fast I couldn't keep off and went flying off and landed on her bed. it wouldn't have been so bad if i hadn't landed on a metal bar that had yet to be attatched. i swear that for some reason is my favorite story to tell people. (It's just as funny in real life as it is on Tv.)