Sex Tips For Geeks

You know you are a geek when...

-You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that typeface."
-You are wearing ten year old spectacles, made of steel.
-If you paid $6000 for your computer and $500 for your car.
-You've ever contemplated collecting graters.
-You can remember your web address faster than your phone number.
  1. Let's define Geek
  2. Tip One
    Lose the overly huge eye protection.
  3. Tip Two
    Han Solo doesn’t get laid, neither will you.
  4. Tip Three
    Lame is not a term you want to be associated with.