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Zombie 2.0 1/2

Four people try to survive in a zombie apocalypse. This is a tale of a disgruntled Banana. A pie loving freak. The month of December. And another freak obsessed with beer. Will they live to see another day?
  1. Sack.
  2. Oh snap! Wayne Brady?!
  3. Dean the smarty.
  4. There is no such thing as a good family reunion.
  5. Aren't Bananas supposed to be yellow and not red?
  6. Lets all kiss and make up.
  7. Why is there always a bit of crazy?
  8. Cheaters have feelings too.
  9. Cheaters have feelings too ... Part 2
  10. New place and new friends.
  11. Zombies are a buzz kill.
  12. Sniping for the win!
  13. Somewhere there is a lost Dean.
  14. Who doesn't like a good sack?
  15. Movies can teach some good lessons.
  16. Simmer down son.
  17. Russia and vodka go well together.
  18. Ducky the all knowing.
  19. I'd like to see you try sir.
  20. An hour later.
  21. At least she has her teddy bear.
  22. Sugar, we are going down.
  23. Locked and loaded.
  24. Well thats pretty negative sir.
  25. It is go time!
  26. Its munching time.
  27. Waaaay better then video games!
  28. Sleepytime!
  29. Showing emotions is punishable by death.
  30. Norman? Who is that?
  31. Sometimes you just know.
  32. Sweaters are less dirty then a scuba suit.
  33. Not only is she crazy... she is violent.
  34. Clint Eastwood would survive.
  35. We get to test the merchandise?
  36. OMG! ITS FABIO!
  37. Yes. Insult the pie.
  38. Its not right if it isn't awkward.
  39. Lets investigate the strange noise.
  40. Can you pass the hot buns?
  41. Norman did it!
  42. We’re not Clint Eastwood, we don’t even own a cowboy hat.
  43. Scary time with a scardy cat Banana.
  44. Dean the ringmaster for the monster Drama.
  45. Are you sure you didn’t hear that?
  46. Operation Banana Pie is in effect.
  47. Zombies aren’t even the menace here.
  48. My salsa…is made out of zombies!
  49. I never said that…..
  50. A life in a new era.
  51. A few hours into a long and depressing future.
  52. Over the river and through the woods to grandma’s house damnit.
  53. Hickville USA.
  54. What did you just say?
  55. Fun times in the front seat.
  56. Baby it’s cold outside…. Or is that just Banana’s aura?
  57. Inside the fortress of solitude.
  58. Who knew.
  59. Camp for the night.
  60. I think I’m going bald.
  61. Well that’s great.
  62. Who said you can’t go home?
  63. He sniffed you out! And he doesn’t even have a nose. I checked.
  64. What.the.hell.
  65. We didn’t start the fire.