This Is Not My Body
The plain
My voice wasn't my voice, it sounded like Ramona's voice, like a teen age girls voice.
Mom - " Don't start with my Abbey, I'm not in the mood!"
i gave her a nasty look, and flipped out on her.
Billie - " No I'm not kidding, I'm not Abbey, what the fuck is going on?"
The women turned to me and smacked me.
Billie - " What was that for?"
She looked at me with such anger, and I thought she was going to hit me again. She has long nails so she didn't just hit me she also scratched me good.
Mom - I don't have fucking time for this Abbey, I have to go to work so take the phone already or I'll get Nick up here."
I didn't know who Nick was but I just decided to stop and listen to her.
Billie - " Hello?"
Abbey - " Hey, is this Abbey?"
When I heard this person speak I could tell it was my voice, I really started freaking out.
Billie - " Is this some kind of joke? I know my own voice so I want to know what the fuck is going on."
Abbey - " I know I have been having a great day my self, I woke up with a stick in between my legs."
Billie - " What are you talking about?"
Abbey - " Before I tell you what I think is going on, who were you yesterday?"
Billie - " What kind of a question is that?"
Abbey - " Just answer the question!"
Billie - " My name is Billie Joe Armstrong."
Abbey - " My name is Abbey Carder, I think we got our bodies mixed up."
Billie - " You think? This isn't possible, this is just some crazy scam."
Abbey - " Believe me I hate my family, but I can't live much longer with a stick in between my legs."
Billie - " I would like my stick, my wife, kids, and life back please."
Abbey - " I know we just need a few days to find out what happened and why it happened."
Billie - " Yeah and how are we going to do that?"
Abbey - " Well you are on the other side of the country, so we are going to have to get you here first."
Billie - " I will say this again, how do you expect me to do that, according to every one I am a 18 year old girl. Your parents aren't ever going to let me go across the country by myself."
Abbey - " Trust me my parents let me go where ever I want, I went to Calando once by my self and they didn't care. So you will come here and we will figure this out, just tell them you are going to visit a friend, and they will let you go."
Billie - " Ok, I am still freaked out though. Ummmm question, are you on your, ummm you period?"
Please say no, please say no!!!
Abbey - " No but it is coming up, so we will try to get is fixed before then."
Billie - " Lets hope. Well I'm going to pack I'll call you when I know what's going on."
Abbey - " Ok, and Billie, I'm sorry."
Billie - " Well it's not like you planed on this so don't be sorry. By the way when my wife comes home, don't treat her any different, I don't want her to find out, so if you must kiss her do what ever it takes."
Saying that made my heart sink, I just told someone else to kiss my wife.
Abbey - " Ok Billie, I will try my best.''
Mom - " Don't start with my Abbey, I'm not in the mood!"
i gave her a nasty look, and flipped out on her.
Billie - " No I'm not kidding, I'm not Abbey, what the fuck is going on?"
The women turned to me and smacked me.
Billie - " What was that for?"
She looked at me with such anger, and I thought she was going to hit me again. She has long nails so she didn't just hit me she also scratched me good.
Mom - I don't have fucking time for this Abbey, I have to go to work so take the phone already or I'll get Nick up here."
I didn't know who Nick was but I just decided to stop and listen to her.
Billie - " Hello?"
Abbey - " Hey, is this Abbey?"
When I heard this person speak I could tell it was my voice, I really started freaking out.
Billie - " Is this some kind of joke? I know my own voice so I want to know what the fuck is going on."
Abbey - " I know I have been having a great day my self, I woke up with a stick in between my legs."
Billie - " What are you talking about?"
Abbey - " Before I tell you what I think is going on, who were you yesterday?"
Billie - " What kind of a question is that?"
Abbey - " Just answer the question!"
Billie - " My name is Billie Joe Armstrong."
Abbey - " My name is Abbey Carder, I think we got our bodies mixed up."
Billie - " You think? This isn't possible, this is just some crazy scam."
Abbey - " Believe me I hate my family, but I can't live much longer with a stick in between my legs."
Billie - " I would like my stick, my wife, kids, and life back please."
Abbey - " I know we just need a few days to find out what happened and why it happened."
Billie - " Yeah and how are we going to do that?"
Abbey - " Well you are on the other side of the country, so we are going to have to get you here first."
Billie - " I will say this again, how do you expect me to do that, according to every one I am a 18 year old girl. Your parents aren't ever going to let me go across the country by myself."
Abbey - " Trust me my parents let me go where ever I want, I went to Calando once by my self and they didn't care. So you will come here and we will figure this out, just tell them you are going to visit a friend, and they will let you go."
Billie - " Ok, I am still freaked out though. Ummmm question, are you on your, ummm you period?"
Please say no, please say no!!!
Abbey - " No but it is coming up, so we will try to get is fixed before then."
Billie - " Lets hope. Well I'm going to pack I'll call you when I know what's going on."
Abbey - " Ok, and Billie, I'm sorry."
Billie - " Well it's not like you planed on this so don't be sorry. By the way when my wife comes home, don't treat her any different, I don't want her to find out, so if you must kiss her do what ever it takes."
Saying that made my heart sink, I just told someone else to kiss my wife.
Abbey - " Ok Billie, I will try my best.''
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sorry it is taking a wile to put chapters up, sorry finals are a bitch lol