I Get Ze Körk

Call 1

Ring Ring

UniStu: Hello, Welcome to Universal Studios. This is Margret speaking, how may I help you?

Girl: I get ze körk.

UniStu: Sorry ma'am?

Girl: I say, I get ze Körk, Gott verdammt.

UniStu: Sorry ma'am could you please specify?

Girl: I get ze körk, you know. From Star Vors.

UniStu: Star Wars?

Girl: Yes, ze körk from star vors. Vis ze vors and ze ship and ze stars. Star Vors. And körk is ze Capitän. I get ze Körk.

UniStu: Ma'am, I think you mean Star Trek.

Girl: Noooo, zey ar not träking. Zey ar having vors in ze stars. Star Vors. I get ze körk.

UniStu: Beep Beep Beep.

Girl: Verdammt. Sie hat aufgelegt.

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UniStu = Universal Studios