Their Crazy Fantasies.

Do you know what it feels like to feel out of the ordinary?

Ecstasy.

Yeah, it's awesome going to all the premieres, award shows, and parties.
And yeah, it's pretty damn cool meeting all your favorite celebrities.
And sure, it's ok to have millions of girls wanting you.

But you know what?
It's not all glitter and glam.

It's not awesome having paparazzi stalk you.
It's heart-breaking meeting your favorite celebrities, and finding out that their real assholes.
It's pretty damn torturous getting molested by your fan-girls daily, whenever you go out.

But you wanna know one of the worst things about being me?

That I have a secret.

Wanna know that secret?

I don't like girls.