This Would Be Us

diana says:
youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
seeeeeeeeeeeeeee
riight
throuuuugh
meeeee

aly says:
uhhh. ?
ahaha

diana says:
how do you- how do you-
how do you do that to me

aly says:
is that even a song?

diana says:
yesss!

aly says:
ahah okay. goof.
*good

diana says:
I thought you were calling me a goof

aly says:
LMFAO
you are one
I don’t need to tell you that
:)
but we're goofs together
and OMG so pat played tonight and jon left the game early with an upper body injury
WTF is with these guys?
and getting hurt?
I watched some of the Ducks game too and getzlaf took a puck to the forehead
and was bleeding all over the place
and was out of the remainder of the game

diana says:
why watch the news when I have my bestfriend tell me everything important that’s going on in the world of hockey?
and about Jon's injury...

aly says:
I know I know (: I’m your own sports newscaster
ahahah
what about jon's injury?

diana says:
...we were kinda having some fun, in the hotel room.
more specifically, on the bed.

aly says:
:O

diana says:
so that might’ve contributed to his injury today

aly says:
where was I when all this happened?

diana says:
uhh, remember how you and kane went out to see "the pretty christmas lights!"

aly says:
hehe that’s not all I saw ;)

diana says:
TMI
especially while out in public.
jesus, what is wrong with the youth today

aly says:
Well, we were playing a little one on one hockey at the little ice rink...you know, the one down the street from the arena? Well anyways, after our nice stroll through the park and whatnot we decided to go play. So we were messing around and stuff and I was joking with him and said "Puck me."
and he took that quite literally (:
if you get what I meannnn ;)

diana says:
thank god I have no actual idea of what "puck me" is

aly says:
lmfao
I may or may not have contributed to him coming back and playing tonight.

diana says:
LMFAO

aly says:
y'know, sharpie said I should make a sign for him that says "PUCK ME" and hold it up against the glass at the next game

diana says:
...MY EYES
stop
stop
ahahahahahah
ahhhh
scarred for life

aly says:
then I told him that I would love it if Pat pucked me.
and his eyes got all wide
and he’s like
"I did not just hear that"

diana says:
could you tell the court what happened next?

aly says:
Well, then I started laughing and told him, "Hey Pat’s sexy...who WOULDNT wanna get in bed with him?"
then he put his hands over his ears, turned back to the movie he was watching, and I left the room
ahaha

diana says:
NO
I meant with pat!

aly says:
Whatya mean?
After we did the deed?
Ahaha

diana says:
oh okay gotcha
at the ICE RINK?
how unsanitary

aly says:
Not on the ice per say
that would’ve been cold

diana says:
unless you guys are into that stuff
I don’t judge

aly says:
The locker room may or may have not been involved

diana says:
tiny benches...uncomfortable!

aly says:
It wasn’t on the benches :)

diana says:
uhhh. good. now I can sit there without worrying about what may or may not have happened there

aly says:
aahahah noo. All the magic happened back at the hotel room.
and just so you know, you and toews are not exactly quiet ones.

diana says:
OHMYGOD
I can’t believe you
you..heard

aly says:
uhh yeah. but it wasn’t for long. so don’t worry. I heard other things.

diana says:
from kaner?
like for example:
"alyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

aly says:
Ohh yeah (: he was yelling my name.
well more like groaning

diana says:
sooo that’s why there was some joking going on at the breakfast table
some guys must’ve been standing outside your guys' room

aly says:
Well considering I was too tired to make it down to breakfast, what happened? What were these jokes you speak of?

diana says:
well they didn’t make sense at the moment,
they were just asking him if aly had been attacking him last night
and he told them to shut up
someone made a comment about a possible rape?
but then everyone agreed that you couldn’t hold him down

aly says:
That I couldn't hold him down?

diana says:
yeah. like to rape him

aly says:
ohh. yeah. I’ve tried that whole dominance thing...just doesn’t work with us.
he's way too strong.
y'know while I was in the shower toews had come over and was talking to kaner. I could hear what they were saying through the door and their conversation was quite interesting

diana says:
haha. how interesting are we talking about here?

aly says:
like, you’d be so embarrassed, interesting
I never took you for the kind to dress up in sexy little outfits (:
I was a little disturbed though when they started discussing the previous nights events.
Apparently they tell each other everything.
like EVERYTHING

diana says:
O.o
they’re worse than girls!

aly says:
I know!!!

diana says:
hmm. maybe we need to have a little talk about this. but you know how little talks always end up.
as soon as they don’t wanna hear it anymore, BAM, they kiss you
which usually leads into other stuff

aly says:
I know how that goes. Especially when I try to talk to Kaner about college and stuff?
like, he gets all nervous and wants to end the conversation really quick
I've mentioned once or twice about me moving in with him.
But he always turns it in to some sort of joke. I'm just not even gonna say anything anymore.
I don't think he sees us as in a serious relationship.

diana says:
:/ you'll know when it’s serious
just like when you knew when was the right time to open up to him where the good lord split cha

aly says:
oh my god. ahahah
well that was early on in the relationship
HELL we weren’t even in a relationship
instant attraction

diana says:
"instant attraction," is that what people with sexual needs call it?

aly says:
yeah.
I think so
well, I met kaner through you
cause you were with toews
and so we always saw each other
and hung out with each other
and then we got to know each other and it just happened
but I remember after that he avoided me
well, more like I avoided him
because I thought I was just another conquest y'know?

diana says:
definitely.
I’m glad you guys are together now though.
I mean, it been fun especially for you two,
I bet he makes you happy in so many ways;)

aly says:
ohh yess (:
he makes me happy
day and night
on and off the ice

diana says:
cant top that one. sorry.
that was good and gross

aly says:
but I need to confess something to you
it’s been eating me up for awhile...and I need to tell someone

diana says:
I’m all ears bud

aly says:
I love pat, I really do. But I did something stupid.

diana says:
this can’t be good.

aly says:
I uhh. I may or may not have slept someone else.