This Would Be Us

Aly says:
oh my god.
I’m fucked.
I’m officially royally fucked.

Diana says:
he says "hey hoe bag" and "just kidding"
and to that last comment you made,
"pat said he did royally fuck" her

Aly says:
>.<

Diana says:
like in the past

Aly says:
NOT THE FUCKING TIME JON
please don't tell him

Diana says:
he just laughed

Aly says:
out of all the things.
dont
tell
him
this
I’m begging you

Diana says:
he’s my bestfriend al'
but I’ll tell you this much,
if you get your shit straight asap, he won’t know a word
^ that’s what jon said

Aly says:
ask jon this, well I’m sure he can see anyway,
has pat ever been unfaithful to me?
y'know...while you guys have been on the road?
he tells you everything...and you're always so honest with me

Diana says:
he says "tell her that it didn’t actually go anywhere. he tried. cause some of the guys were making fun of him, saying he was whipped but he just couldn’t go through with it."

Aly says:
he tried?

Diana says:
now he’s laughing his ass of describing what the look on the girls face was when she walked out of the room "unsatified"

Aly says:
ohmygod.

Diana says:
"yeah he wanted to prove that he wasn’t 'whipped'"
"too bad he is whipped hahaha"

Aly says:
So I was kind of kidding about the whole having sex with Jordan. We kissed. that was it
I didnt actually have sex with him. I knew that that was going way too far.
but wow.
I just wanted to joke with you dee cause you and I always joke about "screwing over the other team"
so to speak

Diana says:
thaaaaaaaaanks

Aly says:
So Jon, if you're still reading this, he actually fucked the girl?

Diana says:
now jon says that we, as in me and him, need to have a little talk about me and you talking about "screwing the other team over"

Diana says:
and he said no. that he was going to but couldn’t do it. he backed out

Aly says:
OH MY GOD.
jon it’s a joke

Diana says:
he says "I don’t give a fuck"

Aly says:
well you're a bitch then if you're gettin all pissed over this
^to jon
I know damn well that you and pat have little jokes like that

Diana says:
he says its different cause they’re guys
so sexist

Aly says:
it’s not any different at all. "Puck the girl"
yeah.
don’t think I didn’t hear you tell that to pat
when we were at one of the signings you guy had

Diana says:
he scoffed and said that unlike you, he would never even kiss another person besides me

Aly says:
well then Jon, how about we talk about little miss ice girl at the arena huh?
and how you and her had QUITE the conversation after the game against the Kings. y'know...the one that dee just so happened to not go to
I fucking saw you and kept my mouth shut

Diana says:
huh?
I guess me a toews do need to have a conversation now

Aly says:
dee, im so sorry
ohmygod
I shouldn’t have said anything

Diana says:
no. you should have.
yet you didn’t.
until now.

Aly says:
that’s because she forced herself on him
and it was stupid
and he pushed her off
I was just pissed
and brought it up
Jons always been faithful to you
I knew how bad you'd freak over it....and I felt that not telling you was the best
you're head over heels for this guy and I didn’t want one stupid mistake to ruin that for you

Diana says:
aww, that’s so sweet. I have goosebumps.
no wonder jon called you a lying hoe bag

Aly says:
:O

Diana says:
im sure he didn’t mean it.
he says he didn’t mean it. that like you, he was caught up in the moment

Aly says:
but the difference is
he stopped
I didn’t

Diana says:
true. buttt
everybody makes mistakes.
everybody has those days
everybody knows what what I’m talkin bout

Aly says:
everybody gets that way

Diana says:
jon just started singing that so I had to type it down

Aly says:
well. I’m sure that made you giggle
cause he can’t sing
at all
(:
oh my god
dee.
i just got a text
from pat
saying: "we need to talk"

Diana says:
wtf
that’s all it said too?

Aly says:
yeah

Diana says:
O.O what could he possibly need to talk about with you at this time?
I mean besides the usual "I love you" talk

Aly says:
did jon say anything?
like text him?

Diana says:
not to him
no

Aly says:
are you sure?

Diana says:
he hasn’t gotten his phone since he came home

Aly says:
is he in the room?....can you like check his phone?
maybe he did

Diana says:
and left it on the counter

Aly says:
please

Diana says:
no, jon has been on the bed with me the entire time.
still is
hasn’t once left

Aly says:
wtf
what the hell does pat need to talk to me about!

Diana says:
yeah, jon swears he hasn’t even spoken to patty since they left practice
but he said mumbled something about patty saying something about "getting serious" tonight

Aly says:
he said what?

Diana says:
and that now that he think about it, it might’ve been with
you that he was referring to

Aly says:
getting serious about what?!?

Diana says:
he shrugged and said "I dunno"

Aly says:
that’s it
I’m calling jordan
right now

Diana says:
that’s all he heard as he was coming back from taking a bathroom break

Aly says:
and telling him that I can’t talk to him anymore
and that I can’t see him any more

Diana says:
he’s not gonna take that very well
but, on the bright side, by you just saying that.

Aly says:
yeah I know. but we weren’t even serious. we weren’t boyfriend girlfriend
we were just friends

Diana says:
you just admitted to yourself that you care more for patty than him

Aly says:
way too close of friends
so it’s all done
quick phone call right?
so I sent a text back to pat asking "about what?"

Diana says:
uhuh?

Aly says:
and he replied
"I know about what you did"

Diana says:
are you sure he isn’t playing some sort of joke?

Aly says:
I don’t know!

Diana says:
he would pull something like that

Aly says:
I don’t know how he could have found out!
the only other people who know is you, jon, sid, geno
that’s it!

Diana says:
wait,
what did you and staal talk about?
could he have possibly told or made sure that kaner knew?

Aly says:
I just told him that maybe it would be best if he and I didn’t exactly spend so much time together

Diana says:
as a way to let him know that he’s competing for your love too?

Aly says:
and that it was a mistake to kiss him.
and he sighed and asked me "is this what you really want?"
and I said "yeah, staalsy it is. I think its what’s best for the both of us"
and he said "well it’s not like I can stop you. I understand that you're with pat. I just hoped that maybe you’d have more feelings for me than him."
and then he told me that it was all good and there were no hard feelings
then I said that we could still text and stuff just nothing that oversteps the boundaries of friendship.
his reply? “well, I’m always here, and don’t forget that.”
oh boy.