This Would Be Us

Diana says:
what a sweet guy. and jon wants to note that "for the record, the guys a douche"

Aly says:
wth
he is not a douche
you're the douche jon

Diana says:
jon laughed and said "right"

Aly says:
hah! cause I am right
you whore

Diana says:
lmfao. you two act like little kids
always fighting about the stupidest things

Aly says:
yeah well. that guy gets on my nerves

Diana says:
he says the feeling is mutual

Aly says:
he better watch what he says
cause I know shit
that I’m sure he wouldn’t want you to know

Diana says:
uhh, he just busted up laughing?

Aly says:
(: good.
I’m sure he won’t mind me telling you about what he thought of that night in the hotel room?
where you "helped create his back injury"

Diana says:
he said that he hopes you liked hearing it yourself. and that one day, all that eavesdropping you do will bite you in the ass

Aly says:
ohhh. it might. but I’ve learned a lot of good shit from eavesdropping
like about how there’s this certain thing that jons been keeping in his possession
for quite some time
*cough* *cough*

Diana says:
I’m confused
I don’t see what you’re getting at
and jon isn’t explaining

Aly says:
hmm. well. describe the look on jons face right now for me

Diana says:
there isn’t a look? he just said that if I want to keep talking to you that I should brace myself for a ton of bullshit and lies

Aly says:
AHAHA
how funny.
well tell jon I think he's an asshole.
and that he can go fuck himself.
not you. himself.

Diana says:
he says he would if he could.
he’s pretty full of himself sometimes

Aly says:
haha. try all the time
and tell him that I don’t appreciate him and the other guys calling him whipped
he is not whipped
and I don’t appreciate the fact that they drove him to the point where he felt like he needed to prove that he wasn’t whipped

Diana says:
he say that for your information, he wasn’t a part of that.
he was actually trying to get him to leave the whole scene.
but kaner said he had stuff to prove.

Aly says:
so he actually intended on cheating on me?
just to prove a point.

Diana says:
he said that pat didn’t consider it "cheating" because he was just trying to prove a point and that it wouldn’t actually mean anything to him anyway

Aly says:
oh my god! that’s not the fucking point.
that’s still cheating...whether or not it meant anything at all.

Diana says:
apparently patty has different views
but jon would like to remind you that "nothing happened" and that you’re being "over dramatic" and "crazed"

Aly says:
he can suck my non existent balls.
bastart
bastard*

Diana says:
he says that he wouldn’t but that patty probably would get a kick out of that
or doing that is what he meant

Aly says:
oh jesus christ.
dee I feel sorry that you have to be in the same room as that guy

Diana says:
he wants you to know that I love it.
he thinks I do.

Aly says:
lmfao
what he doesn’t know won’t hurt em
(;

Diana says:
haah that winky looks retarded

Aly says:
i know.
;)
there
that’s all better

Diana says:
it looks like one of his eyes is droopy
a little. it looks evil though
jon says it matched your face
the evil one

Aly says:
I take pride in being an evil bitch
so thanks for the compliment jon

Diana says:
he says your welcome hoe bag

Aly says:
I am not a hoe bag.

Diana says:
he wonders why I would choose someone as bitchy as you as a bestfriend
he just doesn’t see you as i do though.

Aly says:
well I wonder everyday why the fuck pat chose someone as fruity as jon is as his bestfrenn
I guess I’ll just never understand
heard from pat at all?

Diana says:
no. at least I don’t think so.
the house phone hasn’t gone off.
and are cell phones are in the dining room.
have you?
did you ever reply?

Aly says:
i said: hardy har har. very funny patty cakes. what do we really need to talk about?
and he never replied

Diana says:
maybe he just gave up cause he figured out that you knew he was kidding

Aly says:
:\
I hope so
I haven’t talked to him since Sunday
and even then...he seemed kinda distant

Diana says:
where were you guys again?
on sunday

Aly says:
well, I just spent the day at his house
we didn’t really do much
just sat around. i made dinner.
watched a movie.

Diana says:
how did he seem distant?
when you guys were so close the entire time, or so it seems

Aly says:
like he’s always so lovely dovey and what not.
like whenever we watch movies he'd always cuddle
but Sunday that didn’t happen
he hardly talked to me..and when I asked questions it was a sentence or two reply

Diana says:
maybe he has something big hes been thinking about
and for a while it seems now

Aly says:
do you know something I don’t?

Diana says:
uh. no. no
no.
not at all.
no.
why would you ask such a silly question?
of course not. no. I don’t.

Aly says:
:-\
you do
I can always tell when you're lying!

Diana says:
okay
fine
hoe bag:)
maybe I do know something
but I’m not gonna tell you!
it’ll ruin the surprise

Aly says:
:|
I wanna know though

Diana says:
but I promised I wouldn’t tell.
I swear. you’ll love me for this though.

Aly says:
cause at this point I think I’m gonna tell pat about the kiss between me and jordan
I think he has a right to now
know
I don’t wanna keep secrets anymore

Diana says:
that could possibly cancel any plans patty may or may not have

Aly says:
so then I shouldn’t tell him.
I feel guilty enough about it already

Diana says:
well maybe if you’re honest, he'll love you even more for it

Aly says:
and he has yet to confess to me about this whole "I’m gonna prove I’m not whipped" shit
so maybe he won’t be entirely mad.
what does jon think?

Diana says:
jon thinks that you have a point and that if he does get all up in your jello that you should just call him out about that too

Aly says:
hmm. I think I’ll do just that
but when would be a good time?

Diana says:
jon says maybe you should just go to his house tomorrow. like before they’re practice is over.
and have some food ready?
but maybe that’s because he’s hungry
and is complaining about dinner

Aly says:
lmao.
just expect me to make him food?
jesus.
well. it’s a pretty good idea.
I think I’ll do just that. god, i hope he doesn’t hate me.

Diana says:
he wont
I promise!

Aly says:
then tomorrow I’ll tell him.

Diana says:
I’m so happy for you two.
everything will go great.
trust me.
but I gotta go.
jon keeps bugging me.

Aly says:
about dinner?
I’ll talk to you tomorrow bestfrennn.
I’m sure you'll hear from me after my conversation with pat

Diana says:
i would want to hear:)
<3s you always and forevers!

Aly says:
<3 you tooo
tell jon I love him as well
but not as much as pat (:

Diana says:
haha I sure will.