Wo Bist Du

Bill grinned as Matt told the short guy to leave the room.

“We’ll never be alone…” Matt groaned.

“Nein. Wir werden wahrscheinlich nicht.”

“What does that mean?”

‘No, we probably won’t. That’s all it means. I swear.’

“Uh huh yeah okay.’ He thought and grabbed my sides. I squealed and Tom knocked on the door.

I knew it was Tom due to twin telepathy.

“Sie können eingeben, Tom!” I yelled. –you may enter, tom-

“Ach mein Gott Bill. Wirklich? Das laute?” –oh my god bill. really? That loud?-

“Ach ja. Und ich habe eine Erektion.” I whispered Erection to Tom so Matt wouldn’t hear. –oh yes, and I have an erection-

“BILL! DAS IST NASTY!” –that is-

“LIEBE DICH TOMI!” _Love you Tomi-

“Blah!” Tom yelled and Matt looked confused.

He opened his mouth and I said, “Matt, it’s best if you don’t ask, hun.”

“Achhh, hun?” Tom winked and whispered, “Süße Süße.”

“Shut up Tom!” I yelled, my cheeks red from blushing.

I felt Matt shift uncomfortably. Tom went out the room laughing.

“Arschloch!” I called after him.

“You need to sleep.”

“No.

“Yes.” Matt replied.

“NOOOOO.” I whined.

“Yes.” He said sternly.

I groaned and said..

‘Please… Bitte…”

“Bill!”

“BITTE SCHON! Ich don’t want to.” I said smugly.

-I meant Please already. =]-

He groaned and me and walked downstairs. I stayed in the bed, and being the stubborn bitch I am,

I fell asleep.

It’s needless to say Matt was pissed when he came back up because he got Jimmy to make me sleep.

So when he woke me up I screamed, flipped over the bed, got tangled in the sheets, and hit the closet wall with my head.

“Owwww…” I whined, holding my head.

“Really Matt? Really? Gott!” I yelled, wincing because the yelling hurt my head.

He sighed. “Well are you alright?”

“No! I flipped off a BED! And hit a CLOSET WALL! Hit it! It hurt! FICKEN WEH!” –Fucking hurt-

“Calm down, Bill.”

“FICKEN DICH!”

I heard Tom laughing wildly downstairs and told the people downstairs it meant, “Fuck you.” Thank gott Matt did not hear what Tomi said.

Matt groaned.

Jimmy left and went downstairs again.

“Come on now Bill..” Matt whispered softly. I untangled myself from the sheets and layed back on the bed.

He crawled up in front of me and began to kiss my neck. I rolled over and mumbled something about him being a bitch.

“I’m not the bitch… You are.”

I glared at him and he took that as a chance to kiss me.

I wanted to slap him.

But I didn’t. I rolled over til I hit the bed edge and layed flat. Then I got up and laid on the floor.

“Bill…”

“Matt…”

“Get off the floor babe. That’s not your best position. I think it’d be more on your knees.”

“YOU ASSHOLE!”