Twilight Twisted

Hey, my names Kira. What's yours? NOT. I don't really care. Let's just get to the point, shall we? What would you do if you were suddenly thrust into a book that made you cringe when others talked about it? I don't think you would be very happy. Just imagine how I felt when some psycho dude decided to make me the first test subject for his fucking stupid machine. It was even worse when I realized where I was. Stuck in a place with a bunch of poser vampires, that's where. What makes me different from some people *cough* Bella *cough* is that I decided not to spend all my time crying about it. I decided to have some fun.

Twilight will be a lot better when I'm finished with it.

*I don't own or claim to own twilight and all that jazz. I do own the characters I introduce to the story, and my plot. Steal it, and karma will punish you. Plus, you'll be attacked by cockroaches and develop giant moles on your face. I think it's safe to say it's against your best interest to plagiarize. Moving on.