Status: MIND***K! (active;)

Just Because I'm Another Year Older, Doesn't Make Me Any More Mature

Random Boners

Jesika: Your penis shouldn't have been in the way

Garrett: Oh no! We're not blaming my penis on this!

Jesika: But it is it's fault.

Garrett: NO! IT'S YOUR BOOBS FAULT! GEEZ. THEY GIVE ME RANDOM BONERS!

Jesika: Control your random boner! You know those turn me on!

Garrett: How can I control them? They're random boners?

Jesika: Quit looking at my boobs!

Garrett: Pfft. Like thats gonna happen.

Jesika: -_-

Garrett: GUYS! IF JESIKA RANDOMLY GETS PREGNANT, IT IS NOT MINE BECAUSE HER BOOBS GIVE ME RANDOM BONERS AND THOSE RANDOM BONERS TURN HER ON!

Jesika: If I randomly get pregnant, it is NOT Garrett's baby.