Just Because I'm Another Year Older, Doesn't Make Me Any More Mature

Wait. What?

Me: KYLE WILLIAM BURNS...GET IN MY BED..................NOW!
Kyle: Tori, why do I have to get your bed and will I be raped.
Me: Just do it, and I'll decide if you're getting raped or not.
Kyle: I DON'T WANT RAPED?
Me: *facepalm* Did you really just do that.
Kyle: Do what?
Me: Say "I don't want raped?"
Kyle: Yes?
Me: Don't you have something to do besides stalk me on tumblr?
Kyle: Nope. :D
Me: Goodbye Kyle. I'm coming to rape you!
Kyle: Goodbye Tori! I'm hiding!
Me: Just tell Jonathan or Caleb where you are so I can find you!