The Twitterlight
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gryphyths
brb, making my bff bennyboy a twitter account.
merrhino
@gryphyths Great! Now you can talk at Benedict instead of about him all the time. How wonderful.
gryphyths
@merrhino shut up, i don’t talk about him all the time.
merrhino
@gryphyths http://oi53.tinypic.com/11l6a3b.jpg
gryphyths
@merrhino WTF I DO NOT POST PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER SHIT
gryphyths
@merrhino I POST AWESOME HIPSTER SHIT
merrhino
@gryphthys ...you are so dense, seriously. How are you so dense? I don’t understand how you can be so dense and still manage to function.
keshkai
@merrhino tell me bout it gurl hes so dum
merrhino
@keshkai *dumb
gryphyths
done! go follow @bennyboy because he’s scared of the internet and it’s kinda hilarious.
bennyboy
@gryphyths I am not scared of the internet! I merely have a completely healthy wariness of it and all that it entails.
gryphyths
@bennyboy uh huh. that’s why you haven’t used the facebook i made for you since year ten. yup.
bennyboy
@gryphyths Hey, Facebook is confusing. There’s all these... buttons and stuff. It’s confusing.
merrhino
@gryphyths @bennyboy You do realise you’re in the same room as each other which renders this entire exchange pointless, right?
gryphyths
@merrhino what makes you think we’re in the same room?
merrhino
@gryphyths @bennyboy Please, I can hear you giggling from downstairs.
gryphyths
@merrhino I DO NOT GIGGLE. i laugh in an entirely manly way.
keshkai
@gryphyths dude u couldnt be manly if u got rid of the girljeans and guyliner and cut your hair and grew a beard and stopped wearing glitter
gryphyths
@keshkai you are a fine one to talk, nikesh anniruddi sandeep, AND THAT WAS ONE TIME WHICH WASN’T EVEN MY FAULT.
bennyboy
@gryphyths He kind of is, Rhys. He’s the manliest of all of us, including Merryn.
merrhino
@bennyboy HEY! I’ll have you know I’m a lot more manly than Nikesh.
keshkai
@gryphyths HAH EVEN UR BF AGREES WITH ME and btw dude u spelt my name wrong its anniruddha js js
merrhino
@keshkai So you can spell that right, but you can’t spell ‘dumb’?
keshkai
@merrhino hey this is the internet ok spelling and grammer or w/e doesnt exist here
merrhino
@keshkai Please, chatspeak is so 2007.
keshkai
@merrhino HERETIC
merrhino
@keshkai HODDYPEAK
keshkai
@merrhino BLASPHEMER
merrhino
@keshkai DOLLOPHEAD
keshkai
@merrhino SULLIER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
merrhino
@keshkai ...sullier isn’t even a word.
keshkai
@merrhino HAH I WON
merrhino
@keshkai I wasn’t aware there was anything to win. Also, uh, how exactly?
keshkai
@merrhino I GOT U 2 WRITE A WORD THAT WASNT A WORD
gryphyths
@keshkai omg, i’ve been trying to get merryn to do that for years. here, you win the internet. and my eternal love.
merrhino
@keshkai @gryphyths @bennyboy I hate you all. You too, Benedict, since you’re obviously in cahoots with Rhys.
bennyboy
@merrhino I am entirely innocent in all this!
merrhino
I must say, finding embarrassing pictures on Facebook of people you know is immensely entertaining.
gryphyths
@merrhino what are you up to?
merrhino
Anyone want a picture of @gryphyths wearing nothing but a tutu?
gryphyths
@merrhino DON’T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
merrhino
@everyone who wanted to see my brother in a skirt, here: http://bit.ly/8n7iE
keshkai
@gryphyths dat ass #rhysgriffithsisfit
keshkai
@gryphyths srsly if i wasnt straighter than a straight line id tap that #rhysgriffithsisfit
keshkai
@gryphyths helps that u dont actually look like a guy at all tho #rhysgriffithsisfit
gryphyths
@merrhino I HATE YOU SO MUCH I AM GOING TO PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR TEA
merrhino
@gryphyths VENGEANCE IS SWEET, BROTHER OF MINE.
bennyboy
@gryphyths Hey Rhys, you’re trending on Twitter! You’re totally internet famous now, right? #rhysgriffithsisfit
gryphyths
@bennyboy don’t tell me you’d tap that too, siriusly, i don’t think my poor virgin ears could take it.
merrhino
@gryphyths Please, there’s not a part of you that’s been remotely virgin since, what, 2006?
gryphyths
@merrhino i cannot believe you just said that over the internet. OVER THE INTERNET.
merrhino
@gryphyths Oops.
gryphyths
@merrhino and besides, it was 2008 not 2006, what do you think i am?
merrhino
@gryphyths ...not a virgin?
keshkai
@gryphyths WAIT UR NOT A VIRGIN???
keshkai
@gryphyths WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS BEFORE
keshkai
@gryphyths WHY
keshkai
@gryphyths WHY
gryphyths
@merrhino okay, merryn, i officially hate you. do you know how many @replies i have right now?
gryphyths
@merrhino they’re all about how fit i am or how much of a slut/stud i am for having sex when i was fourteen.
merrhino
@gryphyths MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
keshkai
@gryphyths WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU WERE 14???
gryphyths
@keshkai yes i was fourteen and what, did you want to know the details or something?
keshkai
@gryphyths uh yeah come on dude sharing is caring
gryphyths
@keshkai no, fuck no, i am not talking about this over the internet.
keshkai
@gryphyths come on at least tell me if it was a guy or a girl
gryphyths
@keshkai WHAT PART OF I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE ON THE INTERNET DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
keshkai
@gryphyths kk keep ur skinny jeans on
keshkai
@gryphyths wait does benny know? benny ttly knows doesnt he?
bennyboy
@keshkai Of course.
keshkai
@gryphyths @bennyboy HOW COME THE BABY SEAL KNOWS AND I DONT?
gryphyths
@keshkai because the baby seal is my best friend and i barely know you. it isn’t something you just tell someone, jfc.
bennyboy
@gryphyths @keshkai Wait, why am I a baby seal?
keshkai
@bennyboy srsly have u seen urself? ur like the cutest thing ever
keshkai
@bennyboy next to @gryphyths’s cute bum ofc #rhysgriffithsisfit
gryphyths
uh, thanks. I think? RT @maevellous you have a mighty fine backside, Rhys.
merrhino
@gryphyths You aren’t seriously going to reply to all of them, are you?
gryphyths
@merrhino REVENGE IS SWEET, SISTER OF MINE.
merrhino
@gryphyths Okay, that’s it, I’m going to bed before this gets any stupider. Don’t make too much noise, yeah?
keshkai
@merrhino THATS WHAT SHE SAID
bennyboy
@merrhino Good night! We’ll try and keep it down for you.
gryphyths
@merrhino peace out, homeskillet.
brb, making my bff bennyboy a twitter account.
merrhino
@gryphyths Great! Now you can talk at Benedict instead of about him all the time. How wonderful.
gryphyths
@merrhino shut up, i don’t talk about him all the time.
merrhino
@gryphyths http://oi53.tinypic.com/11l6a3b.jpg
gryphyths
@merrhino WTF I DO NOT POST PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER SHIT
gryphyths
@merrhino I POST AWESOME HIPSTER SHIT
merrhino
@gryphthys ...you are so dense, seriously. How are you so dense? I don’t understand how you can be so dense and still manage to function.
keshkai
@merrhino tell me bout it gurl hes so dum
merrhino
@keshkai *dumb
gryphyths
done! go follow @bennyboy because he’s scared of the internet and it’s kinda hilarious.
bennyboy
@gryphyths I am not scared of the internet! I merely have a completely healthy wariness of it and all that it entails.
gryphyths
@bennyboy uh huh. that’s why you haven’t used the facebook i made for you since year ten. yup.
bennyboy
@gryphyths Hey, Facebook is confusing. There’s all these... buttons and stuff. It’s confusing.
merrhino
@gryphyths @bennyboy You do realise you’re in the same room as each other which renders this entire exchange pointless, right?
gryphyths
@merrhino what makes you think we’re in the same room?
merrhino
@gryphyths @bennyboy Please, I can hear you giggling from downstairs.
gryphyths
@merrhino I DO NOT GIGGLE. i laugh in an entirely manly way.
keshkai
@gryphyths dude u couldnt be manly if u got rid of the girljeans and guyliner and cut your hair and grew a beard and stopped wearing glitter
gryphyths
@keshkai you are a fine one to talk, nikesh anniruddi sandeep, AND THAT WAS ONE TIME WHICH WASN’T EVEN MY FAULT.
bennyboy
@gryphyths He kind of is, Rhys. He’s the manliest of all of us, including Merryn.
merrhino
@bennyboy HEY! I’ll have you know I’m a lot more manly than Nikesh.
keshkai
@gryphyths HAH EVEN UR BF AGREES WITH ME and btw dude u spelt my name wrong its anniruddha js js
merrhino
@keshkai So you can spell that right, but you can’t spell ‘dumb’?
keshkai
@merrhino hey this is the internet ok spelling and grammer or w/e doesnt exist here
merrhino
@keshkai Please, chatspeak is so 2007.
keshkai
@merrhino HERETIC
merrhino
@keshkai HODDYPEAK
keshkai
@merrhino BLASPHEMER
merrhino
@keshkai DOLLOPHEAD
keshkai
@merrhino SULLIER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
merrhino
@keshkai ...sullier isn’t even a word.
keshkai
@merrhino HAH I WON
merrhino
@keshkai I wasn’t aware there was anything to win. Also, uh, how exactly?
keshkai
@merrhino I GOT U 2 WRITE A WORD THAT WASNT A WORD
gryphyths
@keshkai omg, i’ve been trying to get merryn to do that for years. here, you win the internet. and my eternal love.
merrhino
@keshkai @gryphyths @bennyboy I hate you all. You too, Benedict, since you’re obviously in cahoots with Rhys.
bennyboy
@merrhino I am entirely innocent in all this!
merrhino
I must say, finding embarrassing pictures on Facebook of people you know is immensely entertaining.
gryphyths
@merrhino what are you up to?
merrhino
Anyone want a picture of @gryphyths wearing nothing but a tutu?
gryphyths
@merrhino DON’T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
merrhino
@everyone who wanted to see my brother in a skirt, here: http://bit.ly/8n7iE
keshkai
@gryphyths dat ass #rhysgriffithsisfit
keshkai
@gryphyths srsly if i wasnt straighter than a straight line id tap that #rhysgriffithsisfit
keshkai
@gryphyths helps that u dont actually look like a guy at all tho #rhysgriffithsisfit
gryphyths
@merrhino I HATE YOU SO MUCH I AM GOING TO PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR TEA
merrhino
@gryphyths VENGEANCE IS SWEET, BROTHER OF MINE.
bennyboy
@gryphyths Hey Rhys, you’re trending on Twitter! You’re totally internet famous now, right? #rhysgriffithsisfit
gryphyths
@bennyboy don’t tell me you’d tap that too, siriusly, i don’t think my poor virgin ears could take it.
merrhino
@gryphyths Please, there’s not a part of you that’s been remotely virgin since, what, 2006?
gryphyths
@merrhino i cannot believe you just said that over the internet. OVER THE INTERNET.
merrhino
@gryphyths Oops.
gryphyths
@merrhino and besides, it was 2008 not 2006, what do you think i am?
merrhino
@gryphyths ...not a virgin?
keshkai
@gryphyths WAIT UR NOT A VIRGIN???
keshkai
@gryphyths WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS BEFORE
keshkai
@gryphyths WHY
keshkai
@gryphyths WHY
gryphyths
@merrhino okay, merryn, i officially hate you. do you know how many @replies i have right now?
gryphyths
@merrhino they’re all about how fit i am or how much of a slut/stud i am for having sex when i was fourteen.
merrhino
@gryphyths MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
keshkai
@gryphyths WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU WERE 14???
gryphyths
@keshkai yes i was fourteen and what, did you want to know the details or something?
keshkai
@gryphyths uh yeah come on dude sharing is caring
gryphyths
@keshkai no, fuck no, i am not talking about this over the internet.
keshkai
@gryphyths come on at least tell me if it was a guy or a girl
gryphyths
@keshkai WHAT PART OF I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE ON THE INTERNET DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
keshkai
@gryphyths kk keep ur skinny jeans on
keshkai
@gryphyths wait does benny know? benny ttly knows doesnt he?
bennyboy
@keshkai Of course.
keshkai
@gryphyths @bennyboy HOW COME THE BABY SEAL KNOWS AND I DONT?
gryphyths
@keshkai because the baby seal is my best friend and i barely know you. it isn’t something you just tell someone, jfc.
bennyboy
@gryphyths @keshkai Wait, why am I a baby seal?
keshkai
@bennyboy srsly have u seen urself? ur like the cutest thing ever
keshkai
@bennyboy next to @gryphyths’s cute bum ofc #rhysgriffithsisfit
gryphyths
uh, thanks. I think? RT @maevellous you have a mighty fine backside, Rhys.
merrhino
@gryphyths You aren’t seriously going to reply to all of them, are you?
gryphyths
@merrhino REVENGE IS SWEET, SISTER OF MINE.
merrhino
@gryphyths Okay, that’s it, I’m going to bed before this gets any stupider. Don’t make too much noise, yeah?
keshkai
@merrhino THATS WHAT SHE SAID
bennyboy
@merrhino Good night! We’ll try and keep it down for you.
gryphyths
@merrhino peace out, homeskillet.
♠ ♠ ♠
Here’s who’s who:gryphyths = Rhys
merrhino = Merryn
keshkai = Nikesh
bennyboy = Benedict
I’m seriously considering continuing this. Possibly. It was far, far too much fun to write. ::tehe:
But tell me if it’s too stupid to exist, yeah?
(Also: I am working on actually having a picture of Rhys in a tutu because that image is just precious but alas, I am unable to find a downloadable tutu for the Sims 3 that isn't just for girls. D: Ah well.)