It Happens, We're Getting Older.

"The thing about Bert is that he likes to joke. He makes up a lot of stuff. There's nothing wrong with me and him. As far as beefs, there was never anything real about it." - Gerard Way

Story title from Eyes Wired Shut by Edgewater

Raichu! Hit 'em with a dunda bolt!
Heartache to sing.
And I like, killed so many plants!
Pow, mother ***er.
He had many questions, like chilren often do.
The difference between me and David Cassidy...
Straight to the Video.
Hey lush, have fun, its the weekend.
Nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks.
Pull the trigger.
Who you're made to be.
Demoltion Lovers.
Epilogue.