The Epic Adventures of Andi and Halli: Kitchen Appliances?

The Epic Story :D

Once upon a time, a happy blender named Halli Athena-Werewolf Cade was sitting on her spot on the counter.
Enjoying her blender-full life.
When all of sudden -BANG- a microwave and a toaster were fighting to the death.
For Halli's heart.
Who will win?

And then suddenly a cup of "cup noodles" came running in named Andi Nicole Curtis and won the toaster's heart, saving the appliances lives and being epic in the process. :D

And so Andi the cup of noodles married the toaster and lit things on fire every day, while Halli the blender and the microwave had things explode and occasionally light on fire as well.
Both couples lived happily ever after.
The end.
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Aren't you so happy you read this story?
Yep, Andi and I had fun acting this out over facebook.
Just thought I'd share this with you, brighten up your life a bit. :)