*** at the Hog's Head
The year is... 2011 (if the universe was fair it'd be 1944 but the universe just ain't that fair). Your setting is Hogsmeade, Great Britain (though New York, New York would be much better suited to this story). Your protagonist is Harry, Harry Angel.
Actually, no, it's not. Your protagonist is Harry, Harry Potter.
He just wishes his name was Harry Angel. (He's seen Angel Heart one too many times, don't you know?)
Harry's a private eye. The best private eye in Hogsmeade. Considering there's only one.
But it's him.
And if you do a crime, he'll make sure you do the time.
Hopefully.
Entry for round two of Icamane-Wicked's Opposite Day contest. This is a respectful parody which takes place in an alternate universe where there are no wizard powers. Just awesome sleuthing powers.
Here's a link to a playlist I threw together for the story.
Actually, no, it's not. Your protagonist is Harry, Harry Potter.
He just wishes his name was Harry Angel. (He's seen Angel Heart one too many times, don't you know?)
Harry's a private eye. The best private eye in Hogsmeade. Considering there's only one.
But it's him.
And if you do a crime, he'll make sure you do the time.
Hopefully.
Entry for round two of Icamane-Wicked's Opposite Day contest. This is a respectful parody which takes place in an alternate universe where there are no wizard powers. Just awesome sleuthing powers.
Here's a link to a playlist I threw together for the story.