Diary of a Very Embarrassed Teen

I am looking out the window at a group of girls, my sort of style. Maybe I should go and make friends.
Or maybe I should wait until school starts,
But then I will be bored all holidays.
Hmm....life is difficult.

Anyway, back at home, Uncle Derek is still here. There must be a way I can get rid of him.
Hmm....

Friday 25th July
7:59 am

I could murderer him.

Friday 25th July
8:00 am

Slowly

Friday 25th July
8:01 am

I guess that’s a bit extreme

Friday 25th July
8:02 am

I know, I will pray.

Dear god, please remove this...ummm....imbecile out of my house. This is my first....umm...real attempt at praying and if it works I will.....I will be more....umm...loyal to you in future.
Amen

I wonder whether that will work.
Ah well, anything’s worth a go. But if he comes up here again offering me another of his Cornish pasties, I may have to resort to killing him!