If Life Ain't Just a Joke

Annie was eleven when she died.

Strictly speaking, Annie was eleven years, eleven months and twenty nine days old when she stepped off the curb without looking and got ploughed down by an unsuspecting yellow mini with little daisies on the side.

(Annie had always, always hated daisies.)

Parody of Afterlife by Katie for Round Two of the Opposite Day contest. No disrespect intended. Title from Dead! by My Chemical Romance.
  1. then why am I dead?
    ~1800 words.