Aurora Borealis

Phrixus is a homophobe.

Lucifer is a proud homosexual.

See the problem?

Phrixus loves babies, though he'd never tell you that.

He finds them to be so innocent. They are the only creatures he can find that are uncorrupted with the moral impudence of the world. So he simply decides to babysit. Things go wrong, however, when his first job is to babysit Lucifer's baby brother.

As Phrixus would say,

Fuck.

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Notes:

Phrixus is pronounced FREE-SUS.
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