The Journal of a Normal Guy

Not a Diary! It's a Journal!

For some people, diaries and journals are completely the same.
I beg to differ.
Journals are way cooler and manlier than sissy diaries are!
They never start with "Dear blah blah blah"
And they don't have locks on them either.
So go ahead, read my journal!
I don't care!
...
Ok, maybe a little.

I am me
No one else
but me.
I am smart, talented, funny
but dateless, lazy, and so much more.
Too many negative things
would fill this page in minutes.
Uggh.
My life
is just a sad
and normal one.