Life On The Warped Tour

Fuck. Yeah I know, I probably shouldn't of cut myself. Now I have to take medicine...but only if Kitten gives it to me. (Is that kinky?) Damn Pervy thoughts from Dragon's mind.

Ninja is listeming to her iPod, Maximum the Hormone is blasting 'Kuso Breakin No Breakin Lilly'.(Damn Breakin Breakin Lilly)

I sit up but soon regret it, because the damn medicine started to kick in, and on top of that there was a strong nauseated feeling stuck to me.

"Kit...." I moan. "I think...I'm going to puke..."

I sqeeze my eyes shut and Ninja walks over and sits beside me.

"You ok?" She asks me.

I shake my head 'no'.

I puke all over the floor and watch as the contents of my stomach splatter.

I bury my head in her compeltely kick ass skeleton hoodie, waiting for the room to just stop spinning. The whole room is completely blurry and disorted.

I moan softly as she holds me and strokes my hair. What the fuck am I, a cat!?
She is fucking petting me.

I slowly lift me head up, praying that the room was finished spinning.

It wasen't. I bury my head into her hoodie and try to not think about the fact that the room was spinning out of control.
Oh, crap...I think I'm going to hurl! I think

I push away from her and start to throw up again.

She grabs a washcloth and wipes away my sweat and puke.

She quietly sings "Kuso Breakin, No Breakin Lilly"

"Kuso breaking no breakin lilly
Breaking no no no sabi tsuki no no no
Osorubeki dai naki lilly
Denki moodo no no oh no! no! no! no!

Kuso breaking kounenki lilly
Orugooru mitai na uuman
Epuron ni ippai shi ta wappen
Furuutsu wain no ten moyou

Tetsu to namari de deki ta tanin are ga
Oiru more bodii meido meka lilly
Mama kidori robottobabaa ore no pantsu o aratte iru

Heisei no owari koro gurai ni tamatama seisan sa re ta shisaku hin
Haadoofu janku hin 30805 en
Becchuu no oodaa kyakka no oonaa
Ensuto no tabi cry

Aware plama girl
Tenmetsu error mode
Furo wakya maguma furo
Namida me no i don't mind

Kuso breaking kounenki lilly
Orugooru mitai na uuman
Epuron ni ippai shi ta wappen
Hitotsu totte kure ta

Gaa ga ga pigaga gagaga piigaa
Gagapiga pigaga gagaga pii gaa
Gaa ga ga pigaga gagaga pii gaa
Gagapiga pigaga gagagaapiigaa

Kuso breaking no breakin lilly
Breaking no no no sabi tsuki no no no
Osorubeki dai naki lilly
Denki moodo no no oh no! no! no! no!

Kuso breaking kounenki lilly
Iyoiyo denshi youryou oobaa
Utsuro ni intai shi ta ga tte
Goodbye message to you

Tetsu to namari no gishigishi nari toman
Oiru more bodii meido meka lilly
Papa ni barere ba barabara sa funen butsu gomi iki no lilly

Toutou abaredasu arisama soshite mondou muyou ni sakasama
'sono sukurappu no nakanimazaruno ha chottomatta'
Todoujini gushagusha da
Karada barabara saraba babaa
Tooku korogaru kubi no tsunagime de denki shooto no oto ga munashiku hibiki dasu ?

Gaa ga ga pigaga gagaga piigaa
Gagapiga pigaga gagaga pii gaa
Gaa ga ga pigaga gagaga pii gaa
Gagapiga pigaga gagagaapiigaa

Kuso breaking no breakin lilly
Breaking no no no sabi tsuki no no no
Osorubeki dai naki lilly
Denki moodo no no oh no! no! no! no!

Kuso breaking no breakin lilly (lilly)
Lilly without you (x6)

Lilly without you (x8)"

I see Kit come in from the corner of my eye.

"Ninja what's up? Is he ok?"

"Yeah its just the medicine, it just makes him sick."

Kit puts a movie in and keeps the volume down, just so it dosen't irritate me.

"What are we watching?" I manage to whisper.

"Harry Potter 4," she explains.

Bob, Ray, Nari, Isa, Karinne, Tegan, Haru, Dragon, Tohru, Mikey and Frank walk in.

We all are watching the movie.

Holy fucking shit! That is one mutherfuckin' big-ass snake that is at the beginning.

I slowly sit up. Hey, I haven't puked yet so this is going pretty well.

Kit and Ninja keep an eye on me just in case.

I fall asleep and hear:

"Take my body back...Take it back to my father."

I silently feel tears running down my cheeks. Damn, am I emo now?

Kit and Ninja see me and wipe my tears away.

"Don't cry Gee," They tell me. "We hate to see peoply cry."

Kit helps me stand and takes me to my bunk. I shakily walk to my bunk and crash onto the sheets.

"Kit...Tell Ninja thanks for taking care of me this whole tour..." I whisper.

"Ok Gee," She says as she kisses my clammy hand.

I close my eyes. I can feel the bus moving underneath me.

Our next stop is Indianapolis IN. (Hoosiers!)

Ninja said she couldn't wait.

Wait...Do I hear, laughing?

Its completely insane laughter.

I roll out of my bunk and walk to the living room area.

Wait did those subtitles just say "Don't fuck with me!!" ?

Some guy named Raito or Lighto is laughing insanely.

Wait, why is he laughing he just got SHOT!

Bang!
Another gunshot.

More insane laugther.

This is one violent, bloody, and morbid show. I just can't look away.

"Oi, Ninja," I ask. "What's this show called?"

"Death Note."

"ok."

I go back to bed and start thinking about what just happened.

Creepy show. Insane laughter, Gunshots, killing. I like this show.....

I fall asleep.

"Don't fuck with me!!"

"Who are you shooting at!?!"

"You're an asshole!!!"

I see blood, more gunshots. Insane laughter.

My eyes shoot open.

What the hell? I think.

That was fucking wierd! Death Note is fucking crazy.

A beam of sulight lights up my bunk.

Fuck, morning already. Oowwwwwwww, I'm not even hung-over, but I have a big ass motherfucking headace.

"DON"T FUCK WITH ME!!"

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU SHOOTING AT?!"

Owwww...the TV dosen't help.

Kit walks over and sits beside me.

"Still sick?' She asks me.

"yeah."

She walks over with a bottle of water and two Advils.

"Kit, I'm sober, I can't take pills."

"Gee, you'll feel better if you do...." She tells me. "plus I'll give you a surprise..."

"Ok." I take the pills and then fall back on the covers.

Ninja walks over with a DVD.

"What's that?"

"Death Note."

"Oh,that phycological mysterious killing show."

I watch the DVD. This is insane! How the fuck can Ninja watch this show?!

Damn, what suprise is it...(Dragon's pervy mind is rubbing off on me, I think.) Oooh, KINKY!!

I love you Kit, You too Ninja!

-XOXO- Gee