Life On The Warped Tour

Aaahhhh, my Kitty-kat is sleeping, she looks so peaceful. I start to doze.

*Dream sequence*



I look around. Nothing there. Suddenly an intense cold swept over me.

Wh...what the fuck? I think.

I shiver and keep walking.

I walk and see someone with a bottle of booze. I squeeze my eyes shut.

I can still see them. It's as if it's ripping through my eyelids. I can...see them.

I look closer. Wait...is...is that.......me?!

"Hey, wanna drink?" The dream Gerard says.

"I...I can't I'm sober!" I protest.

"You'll feel better."

"..N...No...I can't..."

I keep protesting. It doesn't work. I feel myself being pushed into a wall. The horrible liquid is being poured down my throat. I gag several times. But it's too late, the drink has already taken effect.

"Easy Peasy, Pumpkin Peasy, Pumpkin Pie Motherfuckers!!" I giggle drunkenly.

"There, now do you feel better?"

"I sure do!" I squeal.

I start to sing drunkenly:

"Can we forget about the things I said
When I was drunk
I didn't mean to call you that
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me
Please tell me, please tell me
Why
My car is in the front yard,
And I'm Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window
last night
And your
gone
Gone
It's no suprise to me I am my own worst enemy
'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
The smoke alarm is going off
And there's a cigarette
Still burning,
Please tell me
why
my car is in the front yard
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night and your
gone
Gone
please tell me why my car is in the front yard
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
It's no suprise to me
I am my own worst enemy
'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the things I said
When I was drunk
I didn't mean to call you that."
I finish and my head is spinning.

"Gee...Gee...wake up...." I hear a voice. K..Kit...SHIT! She can't find out about this. Oh shit!

I open my eyes. She is standing over me.

"Gee, what the.......fuck!?"

I look at my hand.
What the fuck?! I mentally gasp. In my hand is a cold bottle of Corona Light.

"K...Kit...It's not what you think..." I gasp. Tears are starting to pour down my face.

" Gerard Arthur Way!!" She screams. "How could you?! After being sober for so long!!"

"I swear on Elena's grave, It wasen't me!" I cry.

"Swear? I am not even going to believe you!!"

"I dremt about me drinking. It was another one of those nightmares!!" I protest.

I feel a hand across my face.

Blood is dripping from my lip.

"Oh, yeah, fucking, right!" She snaps.

The whole room is blurry. The Corona I dremt about is causing a big ass headache.

I close my eyes and lay back down.

Ninja walks in and sees me. She gasps when she sees what is in my hand.

"Kit...." She says through gritted teeth. "Get. Brian. Now."

Kit runs off and gets Brian.

He comes in.

"Gerard, what the fuck? I thought you were sober. Have you been lying this whole time?"

Frank and everyone else walks in.

Mikey is the first to run up to me.

"Gee, why? Why? Why did you start drinking again?"

I try to awnser but it came out a vomit. I puked all over Mikey's shoes.

Frank Ray and Bob are completely shocked. They don't beleve me. Nobody believes me. I close my eyes and fall into an uneasy slumber.