Life On The Warped Tour

Gee's POV

Ok everyone left to get candy. Ninja and Frank don't fucking need candy. They are already hyper enough without the sugar.

Well since no body is here I might as well do something stupid.

I put in one of Ninja's random CDs The song starts. I get ready to act insane.I sing:

"Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!"

Ninja walks in, only to see me.

"Holy shit! Gee."

I turn my head.

"Ok, no more coffee for you." Kit tells me.

"Oh. My. God!" Nari gasped.

Brian and everyone else have those anime-style sweatdrops.

"Oooooookkkkkkkk." Mikey says.

"Gerard," Frank asks me. "Did you go buy a Corona?"

"No!" I giggle.

Brian checks and there is no alcohol in the area.

"Well, he's not drunk at least. Or high."

Mikey checks me just in case.

"God, Mikey! I'm not drunk or high!" I say defensively.

Frank and Ninja convince me to calm down. But of course, it doesn't work.

Kit comes back with....

A straightjacket!?

"There Gee, now you can dress the part." She says smiling.

"Get...me...out!" I gasp.

"Sorry, not untill you calm down!" She grins.

I stop fighting and let myself stay in the jacket.

"Are you calm now?" Ninja asks me.

"Y...Yeah, now please, get me out!" I gasp.

She takes me out of the garmet of opression. (Foamy!)

Damn, I have to stop watching Ninja's iPod.

"Stupid motherfucker!" Kit yells.

"What'd I do!?" Dragon gasps.

"You were making out with Ray!!'

"You already know I'm gay!!! What's the fucking problem!?"

"Dragon, I'm sorry, I just was shocked to walk into you and Ray sucking face."

"Thanks Kit," He says sarcasticly.

"What time is it?"

"Uhh, 5:45."

"Show of hands, who wants ramen?" Ninja announces.

"We don't have ramen!" I protest.

"Yeah, we do," She says.

She pulls out like 12 things of cup noodles.

"Ok I'll fix it," Kit says. "So Dragon dosen't burn it!"

"How the hell can you burn ramen!?" Frank exclaims.

"Trust me, Dragon will find a way!" Kit giggles.

10 minutes later, we all eat our ramen and curl up for a movie.

What is it this time?

Xoxo- Gee