Life On The Warped Tour

Gerard and everyone sat surrounding the Mac book.

"Ninja, what are you doing?" He asks.

"You'll see..." I say grinning.

I pull up one of Kit and my self's favorite Ferard; There is Blood On The Tracks Tonight and Rust Inside Our Veins.

"What is it about?" Gerard asked me.

"You and Frank," I say simply.

Gerard reads the whole story.

"Ninja, you have a sick, sick, mind!!"

"Thank you!"

Ray Bob, Frank, and Mikey all read it when Gerard is done.

Mikey is hiding in a corner. Frank is saying he will never go on the Internet again. Bob is just sitting there, nothing to say, nothing to do. Ray is trying his hardest not to laugh. And poor Gerard is looking like he is going to throw up from shock.

"P....people...write this?!" Gerard gasps.

"Mm mm-HM," I nod.

Gerard fake collapses on the floor and begins to gag.

"This story is....fucking disturbing!" Gerard gasps between gags.

"But it's good!" I exclaim.

Kit walks in to see her lover gagging.

"Ninja, what did you do?!"

"Nothing...." I protest.

"Unless you count me making Gee read a Ferard......" I mumble under my breath.

"What was that!?"

"I'm sorry, what was the question again?" I say.

Kit takes Gee and tries to cleanse his mind of dirty thoughts.

Nari and Karinne walk up to me.

"Ninja, you probably scarred Gerard for life!"

I walk over to Gerard and whisper quietly, "It's broken!"

Gerard hides in the crook of Kit's neck.

"Ninja, you're terrifying him!"

"OK, I'll leave."

I walk into the main area.

"Gerard needs some time to collect himself, why don't we leave him alone?" I advise everyone.

Everyone nods and I put in a new video game.

"NARUTAMITTTE HERO Ac-cell 2!" The TV blares.

I pick Naruto and Frankie picks Sasuke.

We start the 10 minute battle session. I use Oodama Rasengan* on him. Frankie uses Chidori* on me.

"KAGE BUNSHINN NO JUTSU!!*"

"U. Zu. Ma. Ki. Naruto Rendan!!*"

Sasuke's health meter goes down to 0. K.O.!

"I want to go next if that's OK," A voice says. I turn around.

"Gerard!"

I give him the controller.

"I'm playing as Sauske."

We continue this scene of videogames into the night.

XOXO ~SAI~