Life On The Warped Tour

The Exorcism of Gerard Way

I walk into Gerard's room to find him mumbling in....Latin!?

"Frank! Has Gerard lost his mind?!" I ask.

"What the heck---GERARD!?"

"One, Two Three Four Five SIX!!!"

Frank flipped through the phone book.

He called the local Church.

"Hello, do you still do exorcisms?"

"Yeah? OK, Thank you."

We all keep Gerard's insane mind busy.

The priest walks over to Gerard.

"I am Lucifer!!!"

"By The power of God...RELEASE HIM!"

"One, Two Three Four Five Six!!!"

"Release him!!!"

"Depart, then, transgressor. Depart, seducer, full of lies and cunning, foe of virtue, persecutor of the innocent. Give place, abominable creature, give way, you monster, give way to Christ, in whom you found none of your works. For he has already stripped you of your powers and laid waste your kingdom, bound you prisoner and plundered your weapons. He has cast you forth into the outer darkness, where everlasting ruin awaits you and your abettors."

"I AM LUCIFER!!!!"

The priest pours holy water on Gerard.

"Aaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

"One, Two Three Four Five Six!!!"

A intense pressure pushes on Gee.

Something rises from his chest, and then its gone.

*A few Hours Later*

Gerard opens his eyes.

"...Huh? What Happened?"

"You were possessed."

"Possessed?!" He asked looking worried.

I nod.

"We had a priest exorcise you." Frank tells him.

"Yeah, you were possessed, but you didn't even know it."

"is that where all the dreams came from?"

"Yes."

he falls into a peaceful sleep.

Gerard was free.....

XOXO ~SAI~
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Ummm, not sure how a real exorcism goes....sorry if it sucks....

A/N Karinne I copied what they say in a real exorcism from your comment, so i fixed it! ^_^