Plans Gone Awry

The three vampire arrived home. The twins were waiting for them excitedly and jumped on them as they entered the room.

"Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!" They exclaimed together hugging the vamps tightly.

Jester wriggled free only to be attacked by Spanner who kissed his cheek. Jester only stared and start stuttering.

"Wh...Wha? The...You Kiss Aaaah." He muttered. "Confused."

Spanner explained simply."I. Like. You." She kissed him again this time on the lips. "Okay?"

Jester nodded and accepted the kiss. "Okay."

Cort sighed heavily. Some people get lucky. Mickey suddenly tapped his shoulder. As he turned he was kissed deeply by her suddenly. Cort was just surprised.

The couples all turned to the twins.

"Hey we ain't kissing each other you weirdos." Keiran joked.

Jacoby shuddered suddenly. "Aah! Mental image scarring me." He grabbed his head.

"Technically it's kissing yourself." Jester added. "So sex is basically sleeping with yourself."

Jacoby Fainted. Keiran poked his brother. "You broke him."

"Hehe Twincest." Jester giggled.