Can Somebody Love Me

Mom: So what was your name again?
Zyron: Zyron Phillips Ms
Mom: That’s an…Intresting name
Me: MOM!
Zyron: It’s okay, I’m used to it now. My mom said she named me it so people would have a reason to talk to me
Mom: oh, okay well. I’m sure Rowan’s father would like to meet you too, I’ll go get him
(Mom goes upstairs and Danielle comes down)
Danielle: Hey Zyron! (they hug each other) don’t get jealous Ro, he’s all yours
(Me and Zyron’s faces flush simultaneously)
Me: uhh…Thanks?
Danielle: Josephs, been dying to meet you! JOSEPH, Ro’s boyfriend is here!
Me: he’s not really my boyfriend…
Zyron: not yet
Me: you want to be my boyfriend?
Zyron: …..so how olds…Joseph?
Danielle: 12, but he acts older sometimes. I wonder what’s taking mom so long
Joseph: she’s telling dad that there’s a big black dude in the house
Me: Joseph! I can’t believe you just said that right in front of him
Zyron: It’s okay, if you had of came to my house my dad would’ve been telling my mom “there’s some little white kid in my kitchen”
(we all laughed)

Dad: Hello…Zyron? That’s how you pronounce it right?
Zyron: yes sir, nice to meet you
Dad: don’t do anything to my daughter, and don’t steal anything. Not even food
( Zyron is standing there befuddled Dad walks out)
Danielle: So sorry, sometimes he’s just…rude.
Joseph: Let me tell it to you straight Ron-Ron. You mind if I call you that? My parents either pictured my sister Rowan here, either single with 15 cats or with some crazy white dude who might kill her
Danielle: he’s telling the truth… But still your better than that!
Zyron: you ready to go Row?
Me: yea, Danny tell mom I’ll be back in an hour. Let’s go Zy
Danielle: so cute you guys have nicknames!
Joseph: bye Ron-Ron! Don’t do anything stupid Rowan!