24 Hours
In the course of 24 hours I:
1. Ate a total of 23 hostess cakes
2. Met a leprechaun (but he wasn’t really Irish)
3. Attempted my very first felony (note ATTEMPTED)
4. Won the lottery
5. Painted my toe nails zebra stripes. (and they were pink)
6. Shaved my head
7. Died my head pink (this was after the shaving)
8. Performed my very first blow job
9. Made out with an eighty-year old dude. (in my defense, he had an 8 pack)
10. Fell in love
Katy-Mare is just about the most useless human being on the planet. No brain, no purpose, no care in the world.
Ms. Djuksene sent her to a early out-of-school-but-in-school-camp. Now her life is ruined.
So she get's stoned. She parties. She says, what the freaking hell; I WANNA LIVE!
What happens when she does?
1. Ate a total of 23 hostess cakes
2. Met a leprechaun (but he wasn’t really Irish)
3. Attempted my very first felony (note ATTEMPTED)
4. Won the lottery
5. Painted my toe nails zebra stripes. (and they were pink)
6. Shaved my head
7. Died my head pink (this was after the shaving)
8. Performed my very first blow job
9. Made out with an eighty-year old dude. (in my defense, he had an 8 pack)
10. Fell in love
Katy-Mare is just about the most useless human being on the planet. No brain, no purpose, no care in the world.
Ms. Djuksene sent her to a early out-of-school-but-in-school-camp. Now her life is ruined.
So she get's stoned. She parties. She says, what the freaking hell; I WANNA LIVE!
What happens when she does?