Wonders of Wonderland

Alice, your stockings are all bloodied and ruined, what could you have done for that to happen? Alice, your knee is busted and bloody. Did you fall on your way down the rabbit hole or as you followed the White Rabbit? Did you trip in the madness that was at the Hatter’s table? Did you fall while on your way to the White Queen? Did one of the pawns fall on the chess board and cause your dress to tatter?

Alice, did you scrape your knees when you fell into the wonders that is Wonderland?

I wonder.