It Can Never Happen

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit." I chanted softly while rocking back and forwards slightly,

"Dude, I think she's about to have a mental breakdown." The man, who I learned was named Mark, explained to my kidnapper,

"Eh, she just seems naturally weird to me."

"Well she seems naturally hot to me." Mark purred in my ear. I squealed and wriggled away, my kidnapper sighed,

"Dude, don't rape her." Mark rolled his eyes,

"Don't be such a sour puss Dan."

Ah, so his name is Dan then.

"Shut the hell up." Dan muttered,

"I shant!" I sighed at them both,

"Why the fuck are you people kidnapping me?!" I screamed at them,

"Why? Because you seem pretty close to Isaac, that's why." Dan explained, I raised my eyebrow,

"You can't be serious."

"But... Arn't you?" Mark asked,

"Ha! Don't make me laugh, he's my fucking teacher you dip-shits!" I yelled while flailing my legs around. Your probably wondering why I haven't tried to at least punch one of them yet. One simple reason, I'm tied up. Stupid rope, keeping me from hurting my kidnappers...

"He's your teacher..." Mark muttered,

"I have nothing to do with Mr Parker now let me go!" I screeched,

"Mr Parker...?" I rolled my eyes,

"Who gives a damn what I call him? Just let me go, I won't tell anybody, it'll be like it never happened." I pleaded,

"Sorry, not that easy." I rolled my eyes again,

"I'll give you both a lap dance if you do."

"Really?!" Mark perked up, I stuck my tongue out in disgust,

"I was kidding you perv."

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"We're here." Dan announced finally,

"Damn, you drive slower than my grandma!" I teased, Dan mumbled something under his breath before jumping out of the car,

"Ok, I'm going to cut you're ropes now. I don't need you flailing around like a worthless teenager." Dan ordered while pulling me out of the car, I glared at him as I tripped over my feet,

"I am a worthless teenager right now though..." I mumbled,

"Whatever." Dan then pulled out a knife, I quickly started to try and think up a course of action. As soon as the ropes were off me I thought of something, it seemed a little sluttish but you gotta do what you gotta do. So, I kissed him. His eyes went wide and I took his momentary shock to my advantage, I quickly punched him in the stomach then kneed him in the face. He cried out in pain and fell onto the ground. And then... Well... I just ran. Nothing special, I just ran,

"Hey! What happened?" I heard Mark exclaim. I didn't stick around to find out what his answer was because I rounded the corner and I wasn't planning on stopping soon. I quickly veered to the right and jumped 5 fences. I then hide in a bush for around fifteen minutes,

"Hehehe," I giggled after a while, "I feel like a spy."

"And yet you look like a stalker." I jumped and spun around, my eyes narrowed at Isaac. He
sighed at me, "What are you doing in my bush?" I would have giggled due to my dirty mind but instead I punched him, he hissed and glared at me,

"What the fuck was that for?!" He yelled,

"For getting me fucking kidnapped that's what!" I screamed at him, his eyes widened,

"You were what?!"

"Kidnapped! What? You hard of hearing?!" I sighed and started pacing, "Shit, their out for me now. I shouldn't punched him, I shouldn't have done any of that." I bit my finger nail,

"Who. Kidnapped. You?" I swallowed at the fuming Isaac,

"Uh..."

"Who did it?!" He yelled, "I won't stand for them intruding into the lives of people around me!" He continued,

"Mark and Dan!" I blurted out. I quickly covered my mouth,

"Dan... Oh! You mean Daniel..." He scowled, "That fucking rat. Mark probably just followed him like a little puppy." He cracked his knuckles, "I'm gonna murder them." Being me I decided to lighten the mood,

"With a rusty spoon?" Isaac stared at me blankly,

"Uh... What?"

"You know, you stab them to death with a rusty spoon. It'd hurt like hell." I made a stabbing motion with my hand, Isaac just laughed,

Mission accomplished

I did a mental high five with myself,

".... Nice..." I sighed with a smile after my mental high five with myself was over,

"Uh...." I blinked a few times,

"Oh.. Did I say that out loud?"

"That you did... Do you do that a lot?" I sighed at the grinning Isaac,

"Unfortunately." It was silent for a moment,

"You do realise that your still in my bush." This time I did giggle,

"Hehe, you said 'your in my bush'!" Isaac raised his eyebrow, I saw the wheels in his head turning until,

"Ew! Dirty minded much!"

and it clicks into place

"And people call me slow." I commented with a smirk. Isaac just rolled his eyes, he grabbed my shoulders and dragged me out of the bush... I giggled again.. bush.. hehehe.

Isaac brought me inside,

"You want some coffee?" I sighed,

"I'm not allowed it. Apparently I go all hyper." Isaac chuckled,

"And we don't want that do we?" I thought about,

"Well, unless you want me to break out into random giggle fits and stare at objects for a long period of time then yea, give me some coffee!" I grinned, his eyebrow rose,

"I don't think that's what happens when you drink coffee, that's what happens when you take crack." I shrugged,

"Then give me some crack."

"Your a weird one."

"And you're not?"

"No, I'm the hot one."

"That you are-" I slapped my hand over my mouth. He froze and stared at me for a while with an odd expression on his face,

"I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to say that! I mean, it's not as if your not hot! You are but- Shit! I said it again! U-Uh, I'm just saying that y-you're kind of attractive- no no no! That's not what I meant!" I let out a cry of frustration and quickly hid my head. It suddenly lapsed into an awkward silence,

"Rain..." He murmured. My head shot up, I then realised that he wasn't looking at me,

he doesn't know he's talking out loud...

I thought, I decided to listen, yea that's right, I'm a sticky beak,

"You're... different..." I sighed,

Great! Just great! He thinks I'm some stalker freak who spies on him from the bushes! My theme song should be 'The Creep'!

I scowled at myself, why do I even care? He's only my teacher, I jumped when Isaac cleared his throat,

"Um.. Do you want me to drive you home?" He asked,

"No, I'm fine."

"I don't think it's safe for you to be walking around town while there are two angry kidnappers looking for you." My eyes widened, I'd forgotten all about them!

"Oh.. Well in that case then yea, only if it's no trouble that is!" I added quickly, he just shrugged at me,

"It's no problem." He then grabbed his keys and headed for the door. I watched as his muscular figure moved,

He is just too hot.

I thought,

"Uhm, are you coming?" Isaac asked from the door, I quickly shot up and ran to the door,

"O-Of course!" I stuttered as I hurried to his car. He just chuckled once again,

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The car ride wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be, Isaac and I head banged to some songs, then I pretty much climbed out of the moving car and sung along to the songs on the radio like a drunk teenager on crack. I climbed back in when we neared my house. Isaac laughed as I tripped out of the car and fell straight on my face, I growled at him and stood up.

I muttered a thanks and closed his door, I turned around and what should happen? I trip over again!

"Oh my fucking Jebus!" I screamed, I heard Isaac crack up laughing. I growled and started to get up when a pair of strong hands hauled me up, I glanced over my shoulder and me face went red,

"U-Um, thanks again... I guess." I murmured,

"No problem." I sighed when I realised something,

"I no longer have my favorite skateboard..." I pouted, "Well that's a shame."

"I'll buy you a new one." Isaac stated firmly, I glared at him,

"No you won't. I'll buy it myself thanks. I don't want you spending money on me for no good reason." I retorted back, Isaac crossed his arms and stood up straight, he towered over me while sending tense vibes,

"No. It's my fault that all of this happen so I am going to buy you you're new skateboard."

"No you're not!"

"Yes I am!"

"Isaac." I warned,

"Rain." He replied while sending me a glare. I don't know how long our glaring match went on for I finally gave in. I let out a frustrated cry,

"Fine! Do whatever the hell you want! But I'm going to pay you back!" He rolled his eyes,

"Say what you want but I won't accept your money."

"You say that now but I'll force you to take it." I told him through gritted teeth. He waved me off,

"Whatever, now go home to your family, I'm sure they'll be happy to know you're about 2 hours late." My eyes widened,

"Shit!" I screeched as I ran for my house.

Time to come up with some excuses.