Pretty Follies
Here, catch this casket; it is worth the pains.
I am glad 'tis night, you do not look on me,
For I am much ashamed of my exchange:
But love is blind and lovers cannot see
The pretty follies that themselves commit;
For if they could, Cupid himself would blush
To see me thus transformed to a boy.
-The Merchant of Venice - Act 2, Scene 6
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Title Credit: William Shakespeare
Disclaimer: I do not own Alex Gaskarth or any of All Time Low that may be referenced in this story.
I am glad 'tis night, you do not look on me,
For I am much ashamed of my exchange:
But love is blind and lovers cannot see
The pretty follies that themselves commit;
For if they could, Cupid himself would blush
To see me thus transformed to a boy.
-The Merchant of Venice - Act 2, Scene 6
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Title Credit: William Shakespeare
Disclaimer: I do not own Alex Gaskarth or any of All Time Low that may be referenced in this story.
- “Yo, Alex, tall chick at ten o’clock.”
- “You’re so sickening for the both us.”
- "I hope the bed bugs bite."
- “You’re a useless ignoramus.”
- “I am actually quite the tantalizing fellow.”
- "Don't you ever ***ing touch me, Gaskarth."
- “I’m getting out my binoculars so I can stare at you while you pee.”
- “Wow, you sick bastard.”
- "What now, Laney?"
- “You’re such a phlegmatic boob!”
- “What the ***, Gaskarth?”
- “Well good morning, pig face.”
- "*** you."
- “Well dumbass of the day award goes to the one and only, Alex Gaskarth!”
- "Goodness ***s."
- “It’s like the blood pours out of your vagina two times more than the average bitch.”
- “You’re freaking me out.”
- “What’s gonna happen, Alex?”
- “I have to Gaskarth-ify everything.”