Damsel in Distress

Edward is annoyed. Why can't Alice just tell her about the girl he's about to meet so that he can meet her and get it over with? That obnoxious pixie. Well, now that he's met her, she's not exactly a bundle of sunshine. Maybe he should have just run away and not gone to meet her in the first place...too late now. Where would the fun be in that?

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My first one shot, give it a chance!