Don't Judge the Weasley Twins as One
Why Girls Are Better Than Boys
So ever since that night we've had a laugh. Making up, breaking up it's been good. Yet again we were having another of our arguments.
"Obviously boys are better than girls. We're stronger and smarter." Fred said to me.
"No they're not. The only reason you all think you're better is because men rule the world.
Sure physically you may be stronger but we are no doubt about it smarter than you."
"Ha! So you admit we're stronger?"
"Yes due to Genetics you lot are sometimes physically stronger. But it doesn't mean to say we can't beat you."
"Yeah right keep thinking like that."
"Fine if you think you're so butch then you won't mind fighting me?"
"Please I could beat you any day but I don't want to hurt you."
"Ahhh but it won't be you hurting me. I'll be hurting you"
"You think? Keep on dreaming. Just except that we're better than you and everything will be fine."
"Or you could stop being a wimp and fight me then we'll see."
"That wouldn't be fair. I'd have to let you win so you won't get mad at me."
"Actually I'd have to let you win so your Big Male Ego wouldn't get busted. THAT is why we girls are better than you boys. We don't have to compete over stupid things."
"No you just compete about who looks best and who has the best looking boyfriend. Which, by the way, is you."
"We do not. We have more brains than that. Ok maybe some girls do that but we do not."
"Yeah just you keep telling yourself that. What you lot do is compete but don't say it. You
mentally compete. Yeah that's it. You compete with each other mentally."
"I think you should just admit that we are better than you guys. Just admit that we are smarter and ok we'll admit that physically you guys are stronger"
"Christina!" Angelina shouted at me.
"What?"
"You can admit that they are stronger than you but me and Alicia are not."
"Fine I'm admitting that guys are stronger than girls but we are much smarter...and we look
better." I finished smirking.
"Yeah you lot look better because you spend hours getting ready and plastering make up
on."
"I do not plaster make-up on. Besides if there were no girls then their would be no babies."
"There wouldn't be babies if we never existed. It takes 2 to make a kid."
"Yeah but all you lot do is contribute half of the DNA we contribute DNA and carry it for 9
months, then we give birth to it."
"Yeah maybe so but answer me this. Who did God make first eh?" Fred said smirking thinking he had bet me.
"Yeah first he made men realised he made a mistake and created women. Besides if men are so great then why do you all fall in love with us?"
"Cause your good for one thing."
"If you say sex I'll kill you."
"Actually I was going to say..." he paused before leaning down and kissing me, "...kissing"
He finished and that was then end of the argument.
"Obviously boys are better than girls. We're stronger and smarter." Fred said to me.
"No they're not. The only reason you all think you're better is because men rule the world.
Sure physically you may be stronger but we are no doubt about it smarter than you."
"Ha! So you admit we're stronger?"
"Yes due to Genetics you lot are sometimes physically stronger. But it doesn't mean to say we can't beat you."
"Yeah right keep thinking like that."
"Fine if you think you're so butch then you won't mind fighting me?"
"Please I could beat you any day but I don't want to hurt you."
"Ahhh but it won't be you hurting me. I'll be hurting you"
"You think? Keep on dreaming. Just except that we're better than you and everything will be fine."
"Or you could stop being a wimp and fight me then we'll see."
"That wouldn't be fair. I'd have to let you win so you won't get mad at me."
"Actually I'd have to let you win so your Big Male Ego wouldn't get busted. THAT is why we girls are better than you boys. We don't have to compete over stupid things."
"No you just compete about who looks best and who has the best looking boyfriend. Which, by the way, is you."
"We do not. We have more brains than that. Ok maybe some girls do that but we do not."
"Yeah just you keep telling yourself that. What you lot do is compete but don't say it. You
mentally compete. Yeah that's it. You compete with each other mentally."
"I think you should just admit that we are better than you guys. Just admit that we are smarter and ok we'll admit that physically you guys are stronger"
"Christina!" Angelina shouted at me.
"What?"
"You can admit that they are stronger than you but me and Alicia are not."
"Fine I'm admitting that guys are stronger than girls but we are much smarter...and we look
better." I finished smirking.
"Yeah you lot look better because you spend hours getting ready and plastering make up
on."
"I do not plaster make-up on. Besides if there were no girls then their would be no babies."
"There wouldn't be babies if we never existed. It takes 2 to make a kid."
"Yeah but all you lot do is contribute half of the DNA we contribute DNA and carry it for 9
months, then we give birth to it."
"Yeah maybe so but answer me this. Who did God make first eh?" Fred said smirking thinking he had bet me.
"Yeah first he made men realised he made a mistake and created women. Besides if men are so great then why do you all fall in love with us?"
"Cause your good for one thing."
"If you say sex I'll kill you."
"Actually I was going to say..." he paused before leaning down and kissing me, "...kissing"
He finished and that was then end of the argument.