Don't Judge the Weasley Twins as One
Why Can't He Just Say I Love You?
"Christiiiiiina! Come out come out ...onto the balcony". Fred stood outside his girlfriends house his twin by his side.
"Come on Christina we know you're in..." George quickly stopped at the sight of Mr Luccinda's angry face.
"Christina's sick...she doesn't want to be seen."
"Oh but Mr Luccinda with all due respect. I'm her boyfriend. I should be first on Christina's list of people to see."
"With all due respect! Christina told me she did not want to see either of you." Her father replied.
"But..."
"Can you please leave now?"
"But sir. What if she...dies" Fred whispered the last word.
"Oh for Gods sake." Fred grinned at the idea that Christina's dad was taking him seriously, "She's got a cold and a sore head."
"A chest cold?" George interrupted, "Cause I'd be happy to dispense some pepper up potion on her..."
"Dad?" All three men looked up to a small balcony at the side. "Let them up so they can see me, go away and I can get some peace."
Mr Adam Luccinda scowled as the grinning twins walked past him.
"Mr Luccinda your company has been charming. Please must do it again sometime." Fred grinned heading up the stairs.
"Merlin Chris you look..." George started as Fred quickly clamped his hand over his twins mouth.
"Beautiful." He continued for George.
"Two things. One since when have you started calling me Chris, George? Two... Fred Weasley I am never going to trust you ever again because I know I look like death brought back."
Fred grinned, "Oh...what are you wearing?"
"Fred they're called Pajamas. You know...normal people wear them when they sleep."
"Oh see we don't." George said as Fred moved closer.
"Well Christina...they're a bit ...revealing."
"Are you calling me a slut?"
"Uh no...it's just..."
"Fred that is disgraceful...calling Christina a slut. Don't worry Christina I don't mind them. So what if I can practically see..."
"That's it," Fred said pulling the duvet over me as I held it down tightly.
"Fred," I whispered, "Your brother was like....checking me out." George took a big step back towards the door,
"Fred she's lying I would never check her out. Not pret... I just wouldn't." George stuttered as Fred edged towards him.
"So Fred what did you want?" After a quick playful grin toward his twin,
"I know you wouldn't do that to me cause I'd get you" He said the last 3 words in a sing songy creepy voice. "Uh I came just to see you."
" Awww isn't that sweet." I looked over to George, "Now get out!"
"We can't." They said in unison.
"What do you mean ''we can't''?"
"Well mum kicked us out. She said she couldn't trust us with order business."
"Whats order business?"
"Well we don't know...yet. We think mums gonna uproot the whole family to their headquarters."
"Then you can come back and tell me what it is."
"We don't think we'll be allowed to come see you. But we'll tell you at school."
"Oh right. Well whilst your here with nothing to do you two can be my slaves."
"Sex slaves?" Came the hopeful reply. I gave them both disgusted looks.
"Ewww no you pervs. No I'm bored. I need entertaining."
"I'll get the fireworks." George said heading off towards the door.
"NO!!" I screamed absolute terror plastered over my face.
"Now Christina..." Fred started Oh God here comes the creepy bit,
"How can we possibly..."
"entertain you..."
"if we can't... "
"use sex..." said Fred with a mischievous grin,
"or fireworks?"
"Oh I know. We can watch muggle films." I squealed excitedly as I clambered out of bed before realizing my lack of clothes and jumping back in.
"Christina what is a...film?" Fred asked giving me a "Are you mad?" look.
"Oh never mind. I'll show you some other time. See that book? No the big one next to it. Yeah that one bring it here."
"Merlins Beard! Christina who is Shakespeare?"
"He's like my dad's mum's dad's great great grandfather. Yeah my dad's mum's dad's great grandmother was Shakespeare's only child to have a child that survived. Her name was Elizabeth. I'm named after her." I said matter of factly as Fred dumped the large book on my bed.
"Since when was Christina anything like Elizabeth?" George asked sceptically.
"No my middle name is Lizzie." (F.Y.I. I know it's annoying when this happens but I've decided to give her a middle name. I've added it to the first part now. Also I did my research and Shakespeare did have a grand daughter called Elizabeth and she survived except she never had any children but we can forget that small minor detail right?)
"Right and you want the book...why?"
"Cause I'm gonna educate you." Both twins looked horror struck.
"No...not more school! If you loved us you wouldn't make us do it."
"Oh come on it's not that bad. I'll tell you the greatest love story ever told?"
"I thought we were still writing it Christina." Fred said to me winking.
"As sweet as that is, shut up and listen." I said opening "The works of William Shakespeare" to Romeo and Juliet. "Now boys I could read you the whole play." They groaned Fred leaning against my bed George sitting on a large sofa nearby. "But I won't. So listen close I'm only gonna read a bit. This paragraph is beautiful. It's Romeo talking by the way."
"Christina this means nothing to us. We don't even know who this Romeo guy is." George said sighing dramatically.
"Just shut up I'll explain later. Ready?
But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she:..."
some time later...
"Christina what in the name of Merlin was that all about?" Both twins asked at the same time I swear that is far too creepy.
"Well Romeo and Juliet were declaring their love for each other."
"You said they only met that night." Said a very puzzled George.
"Yes I did as you so rudely interrupted me halfway through to get the 411."
"What's the 411?" Fred asked, moving up and leaning on my bed.
"Never mind."
"No tell me. I don't like my Girlfriend saying stuff I don't understand."
"Mate there's a lot of stuff she says and nobody understands."
"Hey! The 411 is like the information, the background."
Both twins "Ooh-ed" .
"So how come they love each other after one night?" George asked.
"Oh I got that bit," Fred beamed proudly, "It was love at first sight. Right Christina?" Fred grinned at me.
"yeah,"
"You do know you look like a begging dog trying to impress and get attention right?" George said laughing at his twin.
"But what I don't get was the whole conversation?" Fred said after glaring at his twin, "Why all the fancy words?"
"It's old English Fred." I replied.
"But why?"
"I don't know,"
"Why can't he just say 'I love you?'. It seems stupid to me to confuse the poor girl like that with all those stupid words." Fred said looking bewildered.
"He was trying to...impress her. Prove how much he loved her." The twins both looked at each other, some strange sort of twin telepathy going on.
"Must have been an eunuch" They said at the same time.
"Just get out the pair of you."
"Come on Christina we know you're in..." George quickly stopped at the sight of Mr Luccinda's angry face.
"Christina's sick...she doesn't want to be seen."
"Oh but Mr Luccinda with all due respect. I'm her boyfriend. I should be first on Christina's list of people to see."
"With all due respect! Christina told me she did not want to see either of you." Her father replied.
"But..."
"Can you please leave now?"
"But sir. What if she...dies" Fred whispered the last word.
"Oh for Gods sake." Fred grinned at the idea that Christina's dad was taking him seriously, "She's got a cold and a sore head."
"A chest cold?" George interrupted, "Cause I'd be happy to dispense some pepper up potion on her..."
"Dad?" All three men looked up to a small balcony at the side. "Let them up so they can see me, go away and I can get some peace."
Mr Adam Luccinda scowled as the grinning twins walked past him.
"Mr Luccinda your company has been charming. Please must do it again sometime." Fred grinned heading up the stairs.
"Merlin Chris you look..." George started as Fred quickly clamped his hand over his twins mouth.
"Beautiful." He continued for George.
"Two things. One since when have you started calling me Chris, George? Two... Fred Weasley I am never going to trust you ever again because I know I look like death brought back."
Fred grinned, "Oh...what are you wearing?"
"Fred they're called Pajamas. You know...normal people wear them when they sleep."
"Oh see we don't." George said as Fred moved closer.
"Well Christina...they're a bit ...revealing."
"Are you calling me a slut?"
"Uh no...it's just..."
"Fred that is disgraceful...calling Christina a slut. Don't worry Christina I don't mind them. So what if I can practically see..."
"That's it," Fred said pulling the duvet over me as I held it down tightly.
"Fred," I whispered, "Your brother was like....checking me out." George took a big step back towards the door,
"Fred she's lying I would never check her out. Not pret... I just wouldn't." George stuttered as Fred edged towards him.
"So Fred what did you want?" After a quick playful grin toward his twin,
"I know you wouldn't do that to me cause I'd get you" He said the last 3 words in a sing songy creepy voice. "Uh I came just to see you."
" Awww isn't that sweet." I looked over to George, "Now get out!"
"We can't." They said in unison.
"What do you mean ''we can't''?"
"Well mum kicked us out. She said she couldn't trust us with order business."
"Whats order business?"
"Well we don't know...yet. We think mums gonna uproot the whole family to their headquarters."
"Then you can come back and tell me what it is."
"We don't think we'll be allowed to come see you. But we'll tell you at school."
"Oh right. Well whilst your here with nothing to do you two can be my slaves."
"Sex slaves?" Came the hopeful reply. I gave them both disgusted looks.
"Ewww no you pervs. No I'm bored. I need entertaining."
"I'll get the fireworks." George said heading off towards the door.
"NO!!" I screamed absolute terror plastered over my face.
"Now Christina..." Fred started Oh God here comes the creepy bit,
"How can we possibly..."
"entertain you..."
"if we can't... "
"use sex..." said Fred with a mischievous grin,
"or fireworks?"
"Oh I know. We can watch muggle films." I squealed excitedly as I clambered out of bed before realizing my lack of clothes and jumping back in.
"Christina what is a...film?" Fred asked giving me a "Are you mad?" look.
"Oh never mind. I'll show you some other time. See that book? No the big one next to it. Yeah that one bring it here."
"Merlins Beard! Christina who is Shakespeare?"
"He's like my dad's mum's dad's great great grandfather. Yeah my dad's mum's dad's great grandmother was Shakespeare's only child to have a child that survived. Her name was Elizabeth. I'm named after her." I said matter of factly as Fred dumped the large book on my bed.
"Since when was Christina anything like Elizabeth?" George asked sceptically.
"No my middle name is Lizzie." (F.Y.I. I know it's annoying when this happens but I've decided to give her a middle name. I've added it to the first part now. Also I did my research and Shakespeare did have a grand daughter called Elizabeth and she survived except she never had any children but we can forget that small minor detail right?)
"Right and you want the book...why?"
"Cause I'm gonna educate you." Both twins looked horror struck.
"No...not more school! If you loved us you wouldn't make us do it."
"Oh come on it's not that bad. I'll tell you the greatest love story ever told?"
"I thought we were still writing it Christina." Fred said to me winking.
"As sweet as that is, shut up and listen." I said opening "The works of William Shakespeare" to Romeo and Juliet. "Now boys I could read you the whole play." They groaned Fred leaning against my bed George sitting on a large sofa nearby. "But I won't. So listen close I'm only gonna read a bit. This paragraph is beautiful. It's Romeo talking by the way."
"Christina this means nothing to us. We don't even know who this Romeo guy is." George said sighing dramatically.
"Just shut up I'll explain later. Ready?
But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she:..."
some time later...
"Christina what in the name of Merlin was that all about?" Both twins asked at the same time I swear that is far too creepy.
"Well Romeo and Juliet were declaring their love for each other."
"You said they only met that night." Said a very puzzled George.
"Yes I did as you so rudely interrupted me halfway through to get the 411."
"What's the 411?" Fred asked, moving up and leaning on my bed.
"Never mind."
"No tell me. I don't like my Girlfriend saying stuff I don't understand."
"Mate there's a lot of stuff she says and nobody understands."
"Hey! The 411 is like the information, the background."
Both twins "Ooh-ed" .
"So how come they love each other after one night?" George asked.
"Oh I got that bit," Fred beamed proudly, "It was love at first sight. Right Christina?" Fred grinned at me.
"yeah,"
"You do know you look like a begging dog trying to impress and get attention right?" George said laughing at his twin.
"But what I don't get was the whole conversation?" Fred said after glaring at his twin, "Why all the fancy words?"
"It's old English Fred." I replied.
"But why?"
"I don't know,"
"Why can't he just say 'I love you?'. It seems stupid to me to confuse the poor girl like that with all those stupid words." Fred said looking bewildered.
"He was trying to...impress her. Prove how much he loved her." The twins both looked at each other, some strange sort of twin telepathy going on.
"Must have been an eunuch" They said at the same time.
"Just get out the pair of you."