Don't Judge the Weasley Twins as One
Acting
One Week Later
Finally, one week of snot, coughing and feeling bloody awful was over. I was all better and me and the boys had plans that afternoon. I was going to educate them in everything that I knew about what is muggle.
I headed down to the burrow, hanging my head inside the top half of their door.
"Hey Ron. Where are the gruesome twosome?"
"They're sick."
"With what?"
"Chest cold... oh yeah they said if you passed by you could rub pepper up potion on them if you wanted to."
"You are kidding right?"
"Nope deadly serious."
"Is it safe to go see them?"
"Well yeah... if you can wrestle mum away from them. She's convinced they're making it up."
"Oh...well I have to see for myself." I said heading upstairs to the second floor. I could hear faint vomiting noises as I got further up they became louder and closer. Maybe I don't want to see this.
I walked into their room just in time to see both twins throwing up and Mrs Weasley making it disapear with a flick of her wand.
"Oh Christina it's awful. The boys say you were sick and they must have caught it from you. Is that true?" Mrs Weasley asked me and I could see Fred nodding behind her.
"Oh yeah. Terrible. Leave me with them for a minute and I'll make them better."
"Oh Christina that's nice of you." she replied leaving the room.
"So what's up with you two?" I asked and they both grinned.
"Puking Pastilles. Great aren't they. That combined with our exceptional acting skills." The twins both threw up at that point, but made it vanish with a swipe of their wands.
"Hey hang on you aren't allowed... WE CAN DO MAGIC!" I screamed and the twins gave me a "well duh" look.
"Christina we've always been able to do magic. We are of course wizards." George said as they both took a bite of something.
"I know that. But we're of age now. Magic outside school and all that. Hang on your sick but not too sick to eat?"
"No this half cures us." Said Fred as he threw up a little,
"Except we haven't got it just right yet." George finished.
"So are you coming to my room or not?"
"Ooooh Christina steady on," George winked.
"I don't want to." I said blowing him a kiss, "Besides if you come I'll even give you a glimpse of my bra." I winked whilst leaving.
"George it's a miracle. We're cured." I heard as two sets of feet follow me downstairs.
Christinas' room 3hours and 22minutes later.
"I don't get the point in this film," George whinned, "I mean if the ship is gonna sink why do they need 3 hours to go through it. Why can't they just sink the ship in an hour?" In case you hadn't guessed we watched Titanic.
"It's not about the ship."
"So why is it called Titanic?"
"Well it is but it's more about the relationship between Jack and Rose. Even though it was like impossible back then. It's like a pureblood Slytherin going out with a muggle born. Very rare and their family ignore them when it happens."
"So it's a sissy film!"
"Proper term is chick flick and yeah it is a bit."
"Can't we watch something more manly." George said sighing.
"Fine then. Fred wake up." I kicked him,
"Oww must you always be so mean to me."
"Yes." I stood up and bent down in front of the dvd stack, "Stop looking at me." I said not even looking round.
"We weren't looking at you. We were looking at the bottom of you."
I sighed, "Well at least your honnest. Here's a chick flick combined with action and you know the plot well!"
"How can we know the plot of a muggle film?"
"Cause it's... (Harry Potter lol. No seriousness) Romeo and Julliet. The Romeo in it is the same guy as Jack in Titanic."
"No! I want proper action!" George grunted
"Legally Blonde?"
"Is there anybody naked?"
"No,"
"Then that's a no."
"March of the Penguins?"
"Christina why in the name of Merlin would you want to watch that?"
"Cause it's like romantic."
"So it's a penguin chick flick?"
"I suppose,"
"No!"
"Ok...Indiana Jones. That's all action."
"Now we're talking."
10pm
"Fred hurry up and snog her goodbye. We've gotta go."
"Yeah I forgot to mention we're leaving tomorrow, so we won't see you until school. Bye!" Fred replied quickly before apparating off .
He should be happy he can apperate. Two minutes more and I would have killed him. I mean gods sake thanks for the warning.
Finally, one week of snot, coughing and feeling bloody awful was over. I was all better and me and the boys had plans that afternoon. I was going to educate them in everything that I knew about what is muggle.
I headed down to the burrow, hanging my head inside the top half of their door.
"Hey Ron. Where are the gruesome twosome?"
"They're sick."
"With what?"
"Chest cold... oh yeah they said if you passed by you could rub pepper up potion on them if you wanted to."
"You are kidding right?"
"Nope deadly serious."
"Is it safe to go see them?"
"Well yeah... if you can wrestle mum away from them. She's convinced they're making it up."
"Oh...well I have to see for myself." I said heading upstairs to the second floor. I could hear faint vomiting noises as I got further up they became louder and closer. Maybe I don't want to see this.
I walked into their room just in time to see both twins throwing up and Mrs Weasley making it disapear with a flick of her wand.
"Oh Christina it's awful. The boys say you were sick and they must have caught it from you. Is that true?" Mrs Weasley asked me and I could see Fred nodding behind her.
"Oh yeah. Terrible. Leave me with them for a minute and I'll make them better."
"Oh Christina that's nice of you." she replied leaving the room.
"So what's up with you two?" I asked and they both grinned.
"Puking Pastilles. Great aren't they. That combined with our exceptional acting skills." The twins both threw up at that point, but made it vanish with a swipe of their wands.
"Hey hang on you aren't allowed... WE CAN DO MAGIC!" I screamed and the twins gave me a "well duh" look.
"Christina we've always been able to do magic. We are of course wizards." George said as they both took a bite of something.
"I know that. But we're of age now. Magic outside school and all that. Hang on your sick but not too sick to eat?"
"No this half cures us." Said Fred as he threw up a little,
"Except we haven't got it just right yet." George finished.
"So are you coming to my room or not?"
"Ooooh Christina steady on," George winked.
"I don't want to." I said blowing him a kiss, "Besides if you come I'll even give you a glimpse of my bra." I winked whilst leaving.
"George it's a miracle. We're cured." I heard as two sets of feet follow me downstairs.
Christinas' room 3hours and 22minutes later.
"I don't get the point in this film," George whinned, "I mean if the ship is gonna sink why do they need 3 hours to go through it. Why can't they just sink the ship in an hour?" In case you hadn't guessed we watched Titanic.
"It's not about the ship."
"So why is it called Titanic?"
"Well it is but it's more about the relationship between Jack and Rose. Even though it was like impossible back then. It's like a pureblood Slytherin going out with a muggle born. Very rare and their family ignore them when it happens."
"So it's a sissy film!"
"Proper term is chick flick and yeah it is a bit."
"Can't we watch something more manly." George said sighing.
"Fine then. Fred wake up." I kicked him,
"Oww must you always be so mean to me."
"Yes." I stood up and bent down in front of the dvd stack, "Stop looking at me." I said not even looking round.
"We weren't looking at you. We were looking at the bottom of you."
I sighed, "Well at least your honnest. Here's a chick flick combined with action and you know the plot well!"
"How can we know the plot of a muggle film?"
"Cause it's... (Harry Potter lol. No seriousness) Romeo and Julliet. The Romeo in it is the same guy as Jack in Titanic."
"No! I want proper action!" George grunted
"Legally Blonde?"
"Is there anybody naked?"
"No,"
"Then that's a no."
"March of the Penguins?"
"Christina why in the name of Merlin would you want to watch that?"
"Cause it's like romantic."
"So it's a penguin chick flick?"
"I suppose,"
"No!"
"Ok...Indiana Jones. That's all action."
"Now we're talking."
10pm
"Fred hurry up and snog her goodbye. We've gotta go."
"Yeah I forgot to mention we're leaving tomorrow, so we won't see you until school. Bye!" Fred replied quickly before apparating off .
He should be happy he can apperate. Two minutes more and I would have killed him. I mean gods sake thanks for the warning.