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Five

To: Jordan Staal<JStaal@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Maxime Talbot <MTalbot@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: dinner

I’ll be there in five, I’m on the bridge heading into downtown. I’ll send you an email right before I come in so that you can feel good about yourself for being Martha Stewart and throwing a little party.

Sent from my Iphone

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To: Maxime Talbot<MTalbot@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Jordan Staal <JStaal@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: dinner

Alright, Mr. Grumpy Gills. No need to get all catty. Kris says he saved you a seat right by Sophie so you can tell her your dreams and hopes and deepest fears.

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To: Jordan Staal<JStaal@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Maxime Talbot <MTalbot@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: dinner

A) Stop babysitting Dupes kids, dude. You quoting Finding Nemo in emails is not alright.
B) Walking through the door right now. Oh dude, do you see that hot chick at the bar? Wearing that white dress, with the one shoulder? I’ll be at the table in a sec…

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To: Kristopher Letang<KLetang@penguins.nhl.com>
CC: Sidney Crosby <SCrosby@penguins.nhl.com> Craig Adams <CAdams@penguins.nhl.com> Deryk Engellend <DEngellend@penguins.nhl.com> Marc-Andre Fleury <MAFleury@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Jordan Staal<JStaal@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: Dinner

Max is about to hit on Sophie, except he doesn’t know it’s Sophie. Watch the bar.

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To: Kristopher Letang<KLetang@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Marc-Andre Fleury<MAFleury@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: Dinner

Oh my god, my night just got so much better.

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To: Sidney Crosby<SCrosby@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Deryk Engellend <DEngellend@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: Dinner
LOOK LOOK, SHE’S TURNING AROUND!

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To: Kristopher Letang<KLetang@penguins.nhl.com>
CC: Sidney Crosby <SCrosby@penguins.nhl.com> Craig Adams <CAdams@penguins.nhl.com> Deryk Engellend <DEngellend@penguins.nhl.com> Marc-Andre Fleury <MAFleury@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Jordan Staal<JStaal@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: Dinner

The last time I heard Max scream like that was when Flower accidentally spilled soda on his suede shoes.

Oh hey, they’re coming over. Look innocent.

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To: Jordan Staal<JStaal@penguins.nhl.com>
CC: Sidney Crosby <SCrosby@penguins.nhl.com> Craig Adams <CAdams@penguins.nhl.com> Deryk Engellend <DEngellend@penguins.nhl.com> Kristopher Letang <KTang@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Marc-Andre Fleury<MAFleury@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: Dinner

Hey!

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To: Kristopher Letang<KLetang@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Maxime Talbot <MTalbot@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: You Bastards

Not cool. Now she thinks I like her :(

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To: Maxime Talbot<MTalbot@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Kristopher Letang <KLetang@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: You Bastards

What are you, seven? She doesn’t have cooties. You should probably e-mail her and apologize for screaming like a girl though.

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To: Kristopher Letang<KLetang@penguins.nhl.com>
Fr: Maxime Talbot <MTalbot@penguins.nhl.com>
Re: Screaming like a girl

You think I scream like a girl?

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