Raincoat Song

And if the water's wicking up your pant leg,
better wear your britches tight.
I should teach you right to be so down at heel.
Going off half-cocked, not shot full of arrows from the cherubim;
oh, the nerve of them to not draw their bows.
- The Decemberists

Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own any part of the incredible show How I Met Your Mother, including the character of Ted Mosby. Nor do I own the company of Starbucks or the Decemberists; the lyrics featured in this story belong to the band. The only people and names I own herewith are Delaney and the barista.

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